1 00:02:23,251 --> 00:02:26,921 You have some valid reasons for wanting a divorce. 2 00:02:30,217 --> 00:02:31,592 Excuse me. 3 00:02:33,094 --> 00:02:36,639 My sinuses are very sensitive to irritants. 4 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:38,599 Mmm. 5 00:02:41,061 --> 00:02:43,020 In the past five months, 6 00:02:43,104 --> 00:02:46,482 I think I've breathed freely with both sides working 7 00:02:46,566 --> 00:02:48,484 maybe a week, total. 8 00:02:48,568 --> 00:02:50,986 I got to cut this out. 9 00:02:51,071 --> 00:02:52,947 It's going to kill me. 10 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,538 I hadn't smoked for 13 years. 11 00:03:04,125 --> 00:03:07,544 I kept the last cigarette from my last pack. 12 00:03:07,629 --> 00:03:11,215 I said, "If I never smoke this one cigarette, 13 00:03:11,299 --> 00:03:13,801 "I'll never smoke again. Period." 14 00:03:15,428 --> 00:03:18,138 13 years I kept that cigarette. 15 00:03:19,808 --> 00:03:20,933 Here. 16 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:27,022 I had this little case made for it. 17 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:28,315 See? 18 00:03:32,821 --> 00:03:34,488 13 years, 19 00:03:37,325 --> 00:03:41,078 and then, one Thursday afternoon, 20 00:03:41,162 --> 00:03:43,497 Barbara came to see me. 21 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:47,334 And when she left... 22 00:03:52,007 --> 00:03:55,551 You know where I am if you change your mind. 23 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:11,025 Barbara and Oliver Rose. 24 00:04:12,694 --> 00:04:14,611 You'd have heard of them, 25 00:04:14,696 --> 00:04:17,614 except I kept what happened out of the papers. 26 00:04:17,699 --> 00:04:20,117 I think you should hear the story, though. 27 00:04:20,201 --> 00:04:22,036 It might matter to you. 28 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:24,913 I won't start the clock yet. 29 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:27,166 My fee is $450 an hour. 30 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:30,169 When a man who makes $450 an hour 31 00:04:30,253 --> 00:04:33,005 wants to tell you something for free, 32 00:04:33,089 --> 00:04:34,757 you should listen. 33 00:04:37,927 --> 00:04:40,679 They met great. 34 00:04:40,764 --> 00:04:42,681 They agreed on that. 35 00:04:42,766 --> 00:04:44,850 But the way I saw it, 36 00:04:44,934 --> 00:04:48,103 the poor bastards never had a chance. 37 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:55,027 It was the final day of the season in Nantucket. 38 00:04:55,111 --> 00:04:58,530 A nor'easter was blowing the last of the tourists 39 00:04:58,615 --> 00:04:59,990 off the island. 40 00:06:00,844 --> 00:06:02,594 The next item up for bid 41 00:06:02,679 --> 00:06:06,098 is an exquisite Japanese carving, circa 1700, 42 00:06:06,182 --> 00:06:08,892 a rare relief of a Shinto goddess 43 00:06:08,977 --> 00:06:10,769 very richly detailed. 44 00:06:10,854 --> 00:06:11,812 The intricacy of... 45 00:06:11,896 --> 00:06:12,896 $10. 46 00:06:13,356 --> 00:06:17,443 I have $10 from the premature young man in the gray raincoat. 47 00:06:17,527 --> 00:06:18,861 Do I hear 15? 48 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:20,112 11. 49 00:06:20,196 --> 00:06:22,531 $11. Ladies and gentlemen, please, do I hear 15? 50 00:06:22,615 --> 00:06:23,991 20. 51 00:06:24,075 --> 00:06:25,909 $20! 52 00:06:26,035 --> 00:06:27,953 $20. I have $20, ladies and gentlemen. 53 00:06:28,037 --> 00:06:31,206 Do I hear 25 for this exceptionally exotic item? 54 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:32,458 $30. 55 00:06:32,542 --> 00:06:34,001 31. 56 00:06:34,085 --> 00:06:37,421 $31. All right, I have $31, ladies and gentlemen. 57 00:06:37,547 --> 00:06:39,465 Is this my final offer? 58 00:06:39,549 --> 00:06:41,675 Ladies and gentlemen, 31 going once... 59 00:06:41,759 --> 00:06:42,968 $40. 60 00:06:43,052 --> 00:06:46,096 $40! 40. Do I hear 45? 61 00:06:46,222 --> 00:06:47,848 50. 5-0. 62 00:06:47,932 --> 00:06:51,685 $50! I have $50. Do I hear 60? 63 00:06:51,769 --> 00:06:53,604 $50 going once, 64 00:06:53,730 --> 00:06:55,647 going twice... 65 00:06:55,732 --> 00:06:56,899 Sold, 66 00:06:56,983 --> 00:07:00,110 to the pretty lady in the white sweater. 67 00:07:00,195 --> 00:07:02,946 You know how much it's worth? 68 00:07:03,031 --> 00:07:05,491 It doesn't matter because I'm not going to sell it. 69 00:07:05,575 --> 00:07:07,075 $250. 70 00:07:08,495 --> 00:07:10,913 Well, I guess I have a good eye. 71 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:12,915 I got to catch the last ferry. 72 00:07:12,999 --> 00:07:15,417 Wait a minute. Let me carry that for you. 73 00:07:15,502 --> 00:07:16,919 Here. Put this on. 74 00:07:17,003 --> 00:07:18,378 Oh! Thanks. 75 00:07:18,463 --> 00:07:20,422 I love the rain. 76 00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:22,341 I love it, too. 77 00:07:24,427 --> 00:07:27,429 I know what you're thinking, "Harvard Law. Woo, woo, woo." 78 00:07:27,514 --> 00:07:29,223 But I got a scholarship. 79 00:07:29,307 --> 00:07:31,266 I'm not rich or anything. 80 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:33,727 Brilliant. What about you? 81 00:07:33,811 --> 00:07:35,103 I'm not rich or brilliant. 82 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:36,939 Where are you going to school? 83 00:07:37,023 --> 00:07:39,441 Madison. I got a scholarship, too, gymnastics. 84 00:07:39,526 --> 00:07:42,444 I don't know, though. My body's getting kind of big. 85 00:07:42,570 --> 00:07:43,904 It looks, um... 86 00:07:43,988 --> 00:07:45,948 Well, you see, it's like a pendulum. 87 00:07:46,032 --> 00:07:47,991 The longer it is, the slower you move. 88 00:07:48,076 --> 00:07:50,452 Now my vaults and my tumbling just aren't what they used to be. 89 00:07:50,537 --> 00:07:52,454 My strength moves are still good. 90 00:07:52,539 --> 00:07:53,872 Your strength moves? 91 00:08:03,716 --> 00:08:05,342 I love Nantucket. 92 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:11,056 Oh, I'm going to miss the ferry. 93 00:08:12,517 --> 00:08:14,476 Thanks for walking me. Bye. 94 00:08:14,561 --> 00:08:15,769 Wait a minute. What's your name? 95 00:08:15,853 --> 00:08:17,062 Barbara. 96 00:08:19,524 --> 00:08:20,732 Barbara! 97 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:25,237 Wait a second. I've got a great idea. 98 00:08:27,532 --> 00:08:30,909 Uh! Oh! Uh! 99 00:08:30,994 --> 00:08:33,412 Oh! Uh! Whoa! 100 00:08:33,496 --> 00:08:34,913 Oh! Oh! 101 00:08:34,998 --> 00:08:36,331 Uh, uh, uh. 102 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:41,336 Uh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 103 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:42,588 Oh. Oh. 104 00:08:42,672 --> 00:08:44,506 Never, never, never apologize 105 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:46,967 for being multiorgasmic. 106 00:08:47,051 --> 00:08:50,095 I honestly didn't know I was. 107 00:08:51,389 --> 00:08:52,973 Oh, bless you. 108 00:08:53,057 --> 00:08:54,433 Bless you. 109 00:08:57,061 --> 00:08:58,937 Oh, bless you. 110 00:09:02,525 --> 00:09:03,650 Uh. 111 00:09:09,073 --> 00:09:11,533 If we end up together, 112 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:16,496 then this is the most romantic day of my whole life, 113 00:09:16,581 --> 00:09:18,498 and if we don't, 114 00:09:18,583 --> 00:09:21,460 then I'm a complete slut. 115 00:09:27,634 --> 00:09:29,551 This is a story 116 00:09:29,636 --> 00:09:31,970 we're going to tell our grandchildren. 117 00:09:36,059 --> 00:09:37,100 Oh. 118 00:09:45,026 --> 00:09:46,485 Uh-oh. 119 00:09:46,569 --> 00:09:48,445 Ha ha ha! 120 00:09:48,529 --> 00:09:49,905 Uh-oh. 121 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:55,327 It's the return of the Bald Avenger. 122 00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:12,886 ...a merry Christmas and a happy new year 123 00:10:12,970 --> 00:10:20,268 We wish you a merry Christmas 124 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:23,063 From Sesame Street 125 00:10:23,147 --> 00:10:26,024 OK. That's the sixth time. Now, turn it off, honey. 126 00:10:26,109 --> 00:10:27,526 Merry Christmas, Bert. 127 00:10:27,610 --> 00:10:28,860 Oh... 128 00:10:30,738 --> 00:10:33,073 Daddy. Daddy. 129 00:10:37,078 --> 00:10:39,663 Honey, give me those papers. 130 00:10:39,747 --> 00:10:41,123 Say please. 131 00:10:43,084 --> 00:10:44,167 Please. 132 00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:45,460 No. 133 00:10:50,925 --> 00:10:53,844 Up in there behind the party. 134 00:10:53,928 --> 00:10:55,220 Where are they? 135 00:10:55,304 --> 00:10:57,097 I don't got. 136 00:11:08,609 --> 00:11:10,026 Nice try. 137 00:11:10,111 --> 00:11:11,236 Thanks. 138 00:11:12,989 --> 00:11:14,322 Ah-ha ha! 139 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:15,574 Uhhh! 140 00:11:15,658 --> 00:11:16,992 Vroom! 141 00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:18,702 Hello! 142 00:11:18,786 --> 00:11:20,495 Mom's home. 143 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,038 Get over here. 144 00:11:22,123 --> 00:11:23,999 I owe you a squeezie. 145 00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:26,793 Ooh! Up we go. 146 00:11:26,878 --> 00:11:28,295 Come on, you. 147 00:11:28,379 --> 00:11:29,838 Grr. 148 00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:31,006 All right. 149 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:32,549 Hi, honey. 150 00:11:32,633 --> 00:11:34,426 Yeah. Now, you go in that chair. 151 00:11:34,510 --> 00:11:35,719 Got it? 152 00:11:35,803 --> 00:11:38,346 Well, you're going to go in this one right here. 153 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,307 Uh! Hey. Ohh! 154 00:11:40,391 --> 00:11:41,516 I got you... 155 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:42,976 That's for me? 156 00:11:43,060 --> 00:11:44,561 It's green for you. 157 00:11:44,645 --> 00:11:45,687 Oh, thanks. 158 00:11:45,813 --> 00:11:47,230 And it's red for you. 159 00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:49,858 I really don't think it's such a good idea to give them sweets like that. 160 00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:51,193 No. It is. 161 00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:54,279 Actually, I read that kids who are deprived 162 00:11:54,363 --> 00:11:55,989 of sweets and candies all the time, 163 00:11:56,073 --> 00:11:58,533 they get obsessed by it, and they turn out to be obese. 164 00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:00,535 But the little kids who get it all the time, 165 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,454 it's no big deal, and they turn out normal. 166 00:12:02,538 --> 00:12:03,872 And here. 167 00:12:04,081 --> 00:12:06,041 Being a waitress on Christmas Eve 168 00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:07,834 is very profitable. 169 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,420 What do you think, guys? 170 00:12:10,505 --> 00:12:12,422 Nice. 171 00:12:12,507 --> 00:12:13,882 OK. 172 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,893 What do you think? 173 00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:26,520 Mmm... 174 00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:29,439 Looks like tinfoil. 175 00:12:29,524 --> 00:12:32,442 Oh, you're right. It doesn't make it. 176 00:12:32,527 --> 00:12:33,944 I'll learn. 177 00:12:34,028 --> 00:12:36,446 What do you say we go for a walk? 178 00:12:36,531 --> 00:12:37,906 I got to finish this brief. 179 00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:40,450 Oh, just a quick stroll. Come on. Please. 180 00:12:40,535 --> 00:12:41,952 It's freezing outside. It's snowing. 181 00:12:42,036 --> 00:12:46,206 Yes, and I'm still asking you to take a walk. Why? Huh? 182 00:12:46,290 --> 00:12:47,749 Where are we going? 183 00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:49,251 Just to the corner. 184 00:12:49,335 --> 00:12:50,919 Barbara, I have work to do. 185 00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:53,922 I can't be walking around here in the snow. 186 00:12:54,257 --> 00:12:55,423 Ahh. 187 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,467 OK, we're at the corner. 188 00:12:57,552 --> 00:13:00,470 So what do you want to do now, walk back? 189 00:13:00,555 --> 00:13:02,931 No. I want to go for a ride in your car. 190 00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:04,891 I don't have a car... 191 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:09,771 You got me a Morgan? 192 00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:10,939 Yes. 193 00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:12,190 Oh ho ho! 194 00:13:12,567 --> 00:13:14,985 I don't believe it! A Morgan! 195 00:13:15,069 --> 00:13:16,361 A Morgan. 196 00:13:16,445 --> 00:13:17,988 The cook's brother brought it over from England. 197 00:13:18,072 --> 00:13:19,447 It's got a little bit of rust. 198 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:20,991 We'll do some work on it. 199 00:13:21,075 --> 00:13:22,993 How much did you pay for it? 200 00:13:23,077 --> 00:13:24,995 It's a Christmas present. I used my money. 201 00:13:25,079 --> 00:13:26,997 Your money's our money. Can we afford this? 202 00:13:27,081 --> 00:13:28,999 You are going to be such a huge success. 203 00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:31,835 This may be our last opportunity to worry about spending money. 204 00:13:31,919 --> 00:13:34,004 Come on, here. Get in. 205 00:13:34,088 --> 00:13:35,964 It's a right-hand drive. 206 00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:37,507 Well, are you happy? 207 00:13:37,592 --> 00:13:40,468 I'm more than happy. I'm way past happy. 208 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,012 I'm married. 209 00:13:42,096 --> 00:13:43,388 Ha ha ha! 210 00:14:00,615 --> 00:14:03,533 Sounds like a fairy tale, doesn't it? 211 00:14:03,618 --> 00:14:05,452 And it was. 212 00:14:07,496 --> 00:14:09,539 My father used to say, 213 00:14:09,624 --> 00:14:14,044 "There are four things that tell the world who a man is, 214 00:14:14,128 --> 00:14:17,505 "his house, his car, his wife, and his shoes." 215 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:20,050 Oliver didn't have the house yet, 216 00:14:20,134 --> 00:14:23,011 but he was definitely moving up in the world. 217 00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:25,555 He'd only been with the firm six months 218 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:28,350 when he decided to have the senior partners over 219 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:29,851 to his new apartment for dinner. 220 00:14:29,977 --> 00:14:32,437 He had his eye on the future. 221 00:14:32,563 --> 00:14:34,147 So did I. 222 00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:37,025 Pretty lady lovely lady 223 00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:38,443 Hmm hmm hmm hmm 224 00:14:38,527 --> 00:14:42,197 May I have this dance with you? 225 00:14:47,536 --> 00:14:49,371 Ah, what a night! 226 00:14:50,873 --> 00:14:53,458 Elke, Elke, wait a minute. 227 00:14:53,542 --> 00:14:55,460 We're eating with elderly people now. 228 00:14:55,544 --> 00:14:56,795 Keep that closed. 229 00:14:56,879 --> 00:14:58,296 Where you been? Come on up. 230 00:14:58,381 --> 00:15:00,173 Oliver, this is Elke. Elke, this is Oliver. 231 00:15:00,257 --> 00:15:01,299 Hi. 232 00:15:01,384 --> 00:15:02,968 Come on. Come on. 233 00:15:03,052 --> 00:15:06,137 Here is to Oliver and Gavin 234 00:15:06,222 --> 00:15:09,474 for a job well done on Kentucky v. Brunswick Coal. 235 00:15:09,558 --> 00:15:11,017 Hear, hear. 236 00:15:11,102 --> 00:15:12,310 Hell of a litigation. 237 00:15:12,395 --> 00:15:13,395 Thank you. 238 00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,480 I couldn't have done it without you, Oliver. 239 00:15:15,564 --> 00:15:19,275 This man has a face juries can't help but believe. 240 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,987 Gavin told the state attorney general 241 00:15:22,071 --> 00:15:23,989 that if he didn't settle, 242 00:15:24,073 --> 00:15:26,574 the next election he'd be running as a gelding. 243 00:15:28,577 --> 00:15:30,453 Well, let's drink up. 244 00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:31,955 Ah, yes. 245 00:15:32,039 --> 00:15:33,748 Good night, Mom. 246 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:36,626 Oh, good night, sweethearts. 247 00:15:36,711 --> 00:15:37,836 Um, Mom... 248 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,170 Yeah? 249 00:15:39,255 --> 00:15:41,006 Can I take some more dessert to our room? 250 00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:43,341 OK, time for bed. Let's go. 251 00:15:43,426 --> 00:15:44,509 Guess not. 252 00:15:44,593 --> 00:15:47,012 Kiss. 253 00:15:47,096 --> 00:15:48,513 Kiss Daddy. 254 00:15:48,597 --> 00:15:50,682 Good night, sweetheart. 255 00:15:50,766 --> 00:15:52,142 Good night. 256 00:15:52,226 --> 00:15:53,476 Good night, buddy. 257 00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:54,853 Good night, Dad. 258 00:15:54,937 --> 00:15:56,187 Sleep well. 259 00:15:58,607 --> 00:16:01,818 I used to be chubby as a kid. Yeah. 260 00:16:01,902 --> 00:16:03,111 Let's eat. 261 00:16:03,279 --> 00:16:04,404 Yeah. 262 00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:11,244 Ooh. 263 00:16:11,829 --> 00:16:12,871 Mmmm. 264 00:16:12,955 --> 00:16:14,456 Oh, my! 265 00:16:15,624 --> 00:16:18,043 Whatever flavor is this? 266 00:16:18,127 --> 00:16:20,336 No, don't tell me. Uh... 267 00:16:21,630 --> 00:16:23,548 Let me think, now. Ummm... 268 00:16:23,632 --> 00:16:25,925 It isn't apples. 269 00:16:26,010 --> 00:16:28,219 You make something with apples, don't you, dear? 270 00:16:28,304 --> 00:16:29,888 No, unless you mean baked apples. 271 00:16:29,972 --> 00:16:31,723 Prunes? 272 00:16:31,807 --> 00:16:32,766 No. Wait a minute. Um... 273 00:16:32,850 --> 00:16:35,393 This is a very special taste. 274 00:16:35,478 --> 00:16:36,644 Raisins! 275 00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,438 It isn't pears. 276 00:16:38,522 --> 00:16:39,731 Um... 277 00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:45,487 Um, fresh fig with, uh, a little cognac. 278 00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:47,781 Figs? 279 00:16:47,865 --> 00:16:50,950 I never would have thought of figs. 280 00:16:51,035 --> 00:16:52,577 I never would have guessed. 281 00:16:52,661 --> 00:16:54,037 Mmmm. 282 00:16:54,371 --> 00:16:56,289 It's fantastic, isn't it, Elke? 283 00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:57,665 Mm-hmm. 284 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,417 It's absolutely spectacular. 285 00:16:59,502 --> 00:17:01,294 Mrs. Marshall, more wine? 286 00:17:01,378 --> 00:17:02,754 Please. 287 00:17:02,838 --> 00:17:04,422 Your crystal is lovely. 288 00:17:04,507 --> 00:17:05,507 Thank you. 289 00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:06,966 It's not Waterford. 290 00:17:07,051 --> 00:17:09,302 Baccarat. 291 00:17:10,513 --> 00:17:12,889 Then we are paying our associates too much. 292 00:17:15,559 --> 00:17:18,478 Actually, we got it quite reasonably. 293 00:17:18,562 --> 00:17:21,481 It's, uh, it's kind of an interesting story. 294 00:17:21,565 --> 00:17:23,817 Why don't you tell it, Barb? 295 00:17:35,037 --> 00:17:38,123 Well, we were in Paris... 296 00:17:38,207 --> 00:17:40,458 It was our fifth anniversary. 297 00:17:40,584 --> 00:17:43,962 We'd just had lunch in this wonderful little place 298 00:17:44,046 --> 00:17:47,090 in the market district called the Pas de Cochon. 299 00:17:47,174 --> 00:17:48,424 Pied de Cochon. 300 00:17:48,509 --> 00:17:51,469 Thanks. We were wandering around, 301 00:17:51,554 --> 00:17:53,555 and we came upon 302 00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:55,890 the Rue de Paradis 303 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:59,477 where the Baccarat has its factory and museum. 304 00:17:59,562 --> 00:18:01,813 Of course I didn't know anything about this 305 00:18:01,897 --> 00:18:03,189 before I met Oliver. 306 00:18:03,274 --> 00:18:06,192 I mean, my mother bought her glasses at the AandP. 307 00:18:06,277 --> 00:18:08,444 You know, the kind with the raised flowers 308 00:18:08,529 --> 00:18:10,905 that always chipped off after a couple weeks, 309 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,740 and they were always yellow, too, remember? 310 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,242 Heh heh heh. 311 00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:16,411 Anyway, here we were in this immense room 312 00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:18,538 filled with everything Baccarat had ever made. 313 00:18:18,622 --> 00:18:20,415 A field of crystal. 314 00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:23,710 It was so, so pretty. 315 00:18:23,794 --> 00:18:25,712 I mean, I felt... 316 00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:30,216 Whatever the word. 317 00:18:30,301 --> 00:18:32,218 And suddenly, from the next room, 318 00:18:32,303 --> 00:18:34,429 we heard the sound of glass breaking. 319 00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:35,972 Well, I looked at Oliver, 320 00:18:36,056 --> 00:18:39,434 and Oliver looked at me, and then... Oh. Ye... No. 321 00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:41,311 Well, before that, there was this big black limousine 322 00:18:41,395 --> 00:18:43,479 out on the street... Now, this is important. 323 00:18:43,564 --> 00:18:45,231 Well, actually, before the limousine... 324 00:18:45,316 --> 00:18:47,108 To make a long story short, 325 00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:49,485 a wealthy French couple had ordered a special design 326 00:18:49,570 --> 00:18:50,945 for their anniversary. 327 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:53,031 By the time it was ready, they were getting a divorce. 328 00:18:53,115 --> 00:18:54,991 The woman had smashed her half, 329 00:18:55,075 --> 00:18:57,452 and I convinced the man to sell us his half cheap 330 00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:59,454 just to spite her. 331 00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:00,914 Heh heh heh heh! 332 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:07,170 And, uh, that's our Baccarat story. 333 00:19:17,139 --> 00:19:20,975 I think everybody had a great time, don't you? 334 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:24,020 To make a long story short, no. 335 00:19:24,104 --> 00:19:26,522 I'm sorry. You were just rambling on. 336 00:19:26,607 --> 00:19:28,524 Well, then, tell your own story next time. 337 00:19:28,609 --> 00:19:30,985 You care so desperately what everybody thinks, 338 00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:32,445 fuck face. 339 00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:35,031 They're my bosses. 340 00:19:35,115 --> 00:19:36,741 They're Gavin's bosses, too. 341 00:19:36,825 --> 00:19:39,535 It didn't stop him from getting a foot job all through dinner. 342 00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:41,704 Gavin doesn't care about making partner. 343 00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:43,748 He doesn't have a wife and kids. 344 00:19:43,832 --> 00:19:45,166 I do. 345 00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:49,545 You want to keep living in this apartment? 346 00:19:49,630 --> 00:19:51,547 Because you do not buy a house 347 00:19:51,632 --> 00:19:53,549 on an associate's salary. 348 00:19:53,634 --> 00:19:56,511 At least not the kind of house that we want. 349 00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:59,055 OK, I care what they think. 350 00:19:59,139 --> 00:20:01,557 I care, all right? I care. 351 00:20:01,642 --> 00:20:03,226 Shoot me. 352 00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:05,520 And that phony laugh. 353 00:20:06,146 --> 00:20:07,522 "Heh heh heh heh." 354 00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:09,524 That was a genuine laugh. 355 00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:11,359 Heh heh heh heh. 356 00:20:11,652 --> 00:20:14,570 OK, all right, all right. Maybe I overdid it. 357 00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:17,699 I was just trying to keep things going. 358 00:20:24,873 --> 00:20:28,501 God. I hope they didn't notice what a jerk I am. 359 00:20:30,170 --> 00:20:32,005 They never seem to. 360 00:20:40,514 --> 00:20:43,182 "Dear homeowner, 361 00:20:43,267 --> 00:20:45,977 "I love your house! 362 00:20:46,061 --> 00:20:48,479 "If you ever consider selling, 363 00:20:48,564 --> 00:20:51,941 "please contact me. 364 00:20:52,026 --> 00:20:53,651 "Barbara Rose." 365 00:20:53,736 --> 00:20:56,988 Mom! I'm going to be late for practice! 366 00:20:57,072 --> 00:20:59,449 You've been doing this for a year, 367 00:20:59,533 --> 00:21:00,950 and nobody's called. 368 00:21:01,035 --> 00:21:02,952 This is a great house. 369 00:21:03,037 --> 00:21:04,954 I love this house. 370 00:21:05,039 --> 00:21:06,998 It's a waste of time! 371 00:21:07,082 --> 00:21:09,625 I'll bet I get this house. Five bucks. 372 00:21:09,710 --> 00:21:11,586 Five bucks. 373 00:21:18,052 --> 00:21:19,719 Man... 374 00:21:22,723 --> 00:21:23,765 Hello. 375 00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:26,017 Oh, I was just leaving a note. 376 00:21:26,101 --> 00:21:27,518 How kind. 377 00:21:27,603 --> 00:21:29,020 Please, won't you come in? 378 00:21:29,104 --> 00:21:30,438 All right. 379 00:21:32,608 --> 00:21:34,609 Oh... 380 00:21:39,948 --> 00:21:41,532 I don't believe we've met. 381 00:21:41,617 --> 00:21:42,992 Barbara Rose. 382 00:21:43,077 --> 00:21:44,243 I'm Maureen. 383 00:21:44,328 --> 00:21:46,704 I don't remember Mother mentioning you, 384 00:21:46,789 --> 00:21:48,956 but she had so many friends. 385 00:21:50,959 --> 00:21:52,001 Oh... 386 00:21:52,086 --> 00:21:53,878 Oh, I'm very sorry. 387 00:21:53,962 --> 00:21:56,047 Thank you. She went peacefully. 388 00:21:56,131 --> 00:21:59,133 What am I going to do with this old place? 389 00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:01,427 I just can't bear to put it up for sale 390 00:22:01,553 --> 00:22:04,972 and have a bunch of strangers tromping through it. 391 00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:06,974 If I could just find someone 392 00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:09,477 who would love it as much as Mom did. 393 00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:11,479 It's more important to me 394 00:22:11,563 --> 00:22:13,940 than whatever money we get for it. 395 00:22:14,024 --> 00:22:16,401 If you hear of anybody who might... 396 00:22:16,485 --> 00:22:18,986 Can we go up and pick our rooms? 397 00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:22,490 We can do whatever we want. This is our house. 398 00:22:22,574 --> 00:22:24,575 Who gets the first pick? 399 00:22:26,578 --> 00:22:28,496 Oh, don't get scared. 400 00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:30,498 We'll do it together. 401 00:22:30,582 --> 00:22:32,458 I just feel kind of strange. 402 00:22:32,543 --> 00:22:35,503 I mean, this house is so beautiful, 403 00:22:35,587 --> 00:22:37,505 and we live here. 404 00:22:37,589 --> 00:22:39,507 Is this who we are? 405 00:22:39,591 --> 00:22:41,426 This is me? 406 00:22:44,596 --> 00:22:46,472 I'll be home early. 407 00:22:46,557 --> 00:22:48,516 Where are you going? 408 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,518 To work. I wish I didn't have to, 409 00:22:50,602 --> 00:22:52,979 but somebody's got to pay for all this. 410 00:22:53,063 --> 00:22:54,480 It's Saturday. 411 00:22:54,565 --> 00:22:56,858 Come on. This is a great day. 412 00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:58,276 You've got the fun part. 413 00:23:07,077 --> 00:23:08,953 Kitchen first. 414 00:23:12,249 --> 00:23:15,501 Everything was working for the Roses. 415 00:23:15,586 --> 00:23:17,795 Let me restate that. 416 00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:21,507 The Roses were working for everything. 417 00:23:21,592 --> 00:23:23,509 Over the next six years, 418 00:23:23,594 --> 00:23:26,053 Oliver dug in, made senior partner. 419 00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:29,056 The kids lopped off 70, 80 pounds, 420 00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:32,018 and Barbara labored seven days a week 421 00:23:32,102 --> 00:23:34,061 to create the perfect home 422 00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:36,439 that Oliver always dreamed of... 423 00:23:36,523 --> 00:23:40,526 Not easy for a girl who grew up drinking her milk 424 00:23:40,611 --> 00:23:43,029 from glasses with chipped yellow flowers. 425 00:23:43,113 --> 00:23:45,072 There were a million choices, 426 00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:48,075 and she sweated every one of them. 427 00:23:48,202 --> 00:23:51,496 She refinished all the tables herself. 428 00:23:51,580 --> 00:23:55,333 It took six months to get the floors exactly right, 429 00:23:55,417 --> 00:23:57,293 100 Sundays to find 430 00:23:57,377 --> 00:23:59,795 the perfect Staffordshire figures and plates 431 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:02,298 that she put over the fireplace. 432 00:24:02,382 --> 00:24:05,468 When you work that hard on something, 433 00:24:05,552 --> 00:24:07,428 eventually, you have to finish 434 00:24:07,513 --> 00:24:09,931 and face the awful question... 435 00:24:10,015 --> 00:24:11,891 What's left to do? 436 00:24:16,647 --> 00:24:18,439 Continuous... 437 00:24:18,524 --> 00:24:19,982 Excuse me. You working? 438 00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:21,234 Yes. Is it important? 439 00:24:21,318 --> 00:24:23,444 Yes, kind of. I hope so. 440 00:24:23,529 --> 00:24:24,946 Stephanie Maze called 441 00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:27,365 to say thank you for dinner the other night. 442 00:24:27,449 --> 00:24:28,491 Yeah? 443 00:24:28,575 --> 00:24:29,825 She said the pate I made was so good, 444 00:24:29,910 --> 00:24:31,244 I should think about going into business. 445 00:24:31,328 --> 00:24:32,370 Uh-huh. 446 00:24:32,454 --> 00:24:33,955 So I asked her if she really meant it, 447 00:24:34,039 --> 00:24:35,498 and she said she did, 448 00:24:35,582 --> 00:24:38,251 so I took a pound over to her and collected $35. 449 00:24:38,335 --> 00:24:42,505 I'd almost forgotten what it felt like to make money. 450 00:24:42,589 --> 00:24:45,383 You sold liver to our friends? 451 00:24:45,467 --> 00:24:47,843 She paid me in cash, Oliver. 452 00:24:47,928 --> 00:24:49,804 Somehow that felt different 453 00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:52,848 from the money I get cashing a check. 454 00:24:52,933 --> 00:24:56,018 It made me feel like trading in the Volvo 455 00:24:56,103 --> 00:24:58,521 on one of those four-wheel drive things 456 00:24:58,605 --> 00:25:01,482 with big knobby tires and the 200-horsepower engine. 457 00:25:01,608 --> 00:25:04,151 So I did. I'm going to pick it up tomorrow. 458 00:25:06,613 --> 00:25:09,532 Thank you so much for telling me. 459 00:25:09,616 --> 00:25:12,702 Uh, and you think that you need this? 460 00:25:12,786 --> 00:25:15,663 I mean, the Volvo is a fine car. 461 00:25:15,747 --> 00:25:17,331 I'll pay for it with my own money. 462 00:25:17,416 --> 00:25:19,125 How much does it cost? 463 00:25:19,209 --> 00:25:22,211 I know it was kind of crazy, 464 00:25:22,296 --> 00:25:24,755 but I just wanted it, OK? 465 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,299 25,000. 466 00:25:28,468 --> 00:25:32,930 So you only have to sell 700 more pounds of pate. 467 00:25:33,015 --> 00:25:34,932 Maybe I will. 468 00:25:35,017 --> 00:25:37,226 Maybe I'm starting a business. 469 00:25:37,311 --> 00:25:40,229 But if you don't want me to, I... 470 00:25:40,314 --> 00:25:43,274 No, no, no, no, no. You do it. 471 00:25:43,358 --> 00:25:44,692 Do it. Do it. 472 00:25:52,034 --> 00:25:53,534 I'm doing it. 473 00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:02,460 Wait a minute. Wait one minute, here. 474 00:26:02,544 --> 00:26:04,920 I do not understand what's the attitude. 475 00:26:06,506 --> 00:26:08,966 I told you I would handle it. 476 00:26:09,051 --> 00:26:11,469 That's right, and when I didn't see anything happening, 477 00:26:11,553 --> 00:26:13,471 I went ahead, and I set up the interview. 478 00:26:13,555 --> 00:26:14,972 I would have done it. 479 00:26:15,057 --> 00:26:18,434 I know, but sometimes you need a little push. 480 00:26:18,518 --> 00:26:21,979 We all need a little push. 481 00:26:23,315 --> 00:26:25,483 We agreed that if you were going to do this liver bit, 482 00:26:25,567 --> 00:26:27,777 we would need someone to take care of the house full-time, 483 00:26:27,861 --> 00:26:28,944 right? 484 00:26:29,029 --> 00:26:31,030 Right, Oliver. Right again. 485 00:26:31,114 --> 00:26:32,990 Oh, come on. Let's not argue, OK? 486 00:26:33,075 --> 00:26:34,742 Just think about it for a minute! 487 00:26:39,081 --> 00:26:41,999 If you don't want to interview the lady, 488 00:26:42,084 --> 00:26:44,001 I will send her home. 489 00:26:44,086 --> 00:26:46,796 I'm only trying to make your life easier. 490 00:26:54,054 --> 00:26:56,514 Somehow the thought of a stranger living in my house 491 00:26:56,598 --> 00:26:58,516 just seems weird, you know? 492 00:26:58,600 --> 00:26:59,600 Doesn't it? 493 00:26:59,685 --> 00:27:02,520 I don't mean just for us, but for you, too. 494 00:27:02,604 --> 00:27:05,564 Oh, but, then, I guess you do this all the time. 495 00:27:05,649 --> 00:27:09,527 Oh, no. I try this as a means of finding room and board 496 00:27:09,611 --> 00:27:11,195 and a little money. 497 00:27:11,279 --> 00:27:14,990 I'm also attending a few classes at William and Mary College, 498 00:27:15,117 --> 00:27:18,035 but that won't interfere with my duties. 499 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:21,539 Oh, that's great. I'm happy for you, really. 500 00:27:21,623 --> 00:27:23,457 So do I get the job? 501 00:27:23,542 --> 00:27:26,419 The fact is, Susan, I don't need a live-in. 502 00:27:26,503 --> 00:27:28,421 This was my husband's suggestion. 503 00:27:28,505 --> 00:27:31,298 I mean, I have raised two kids on my own, 504 00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:32,883 and now they're about to go off to college. 505 00:27:32,968 --> 00:27:35,219 They were both accepted at Harvard. 506 00:27:35,303 --> 00:27:37,221 Mmm. That's a nice school, too. 507 00:27:37,305 --> 00:27:41,434 Thanks. So anyway, it will just be Oliver and me here at home 508 00:27:41,518 --> 00:27:44,437 although I am getting going my own catering business. 509 00:27:44,521 --> 00:27:47,064 But let's face it. I don't need to work, not for the money, 510 00:27:47,149 --> 00:27:49,900 and that does not necessarily make me 511 00:27:49,985 --> 00:27:52,903 one of these women who's married to a successful man 512 00:27:52,988 --> 00:27:55,906 and has dedicated her life to him and her children, 513 00:27:55,991 --> 00:27:57,700 and then finds herself desperately trying 514 00:27:57,784 --> 00:27:59,410 to validate herself as a human being 515 00:27:59,494 --> 00:28:01,454 because her children are about to leave her 516 00:28:01,538 --> 00:28:03,456 by studying photography or opening an art gallery 517 00:28:03,540 --> 00:28:06,959 or going into interior design with her husband's office, no. 518 00:28:07,043 --> 00:28:09,712 I mean, I have a wonderful house 519 00:28:09,796 --> 00:28:11,964 crammed with beautiful things. 520 00:28:12,048 --> 00:28:15,468 I did this house myself. I did a great job... 521 00:28:15,552 --> 00:28:18,888 Not that I'm necessarily a slave to materialism, no, 522 00:28:19,014 --> 00:28:22,558 but I am proud of what I have accomplished, 523 00:28:22,642 --> 00:28:24,643 although, I suppose, 524 00:28:24,728 --> 00:28:27,438 some people would find my life disgusting. 525 00:28:27,522 --> 00:28:30,232 No. Disgusting is too strong a word. 526 00:28:30,317 --> 00:28:31,901 No. I would not say 527 00:28:31,985 --> 00:28:34,945 that many people would respect the choices that I have made 528 00:28:35,030 --> 00:28:37,448 although women would, women like me. 529 00:28:37,532 --> 00:28:40,451 But, then, I don't care what they think 530 00:28:40,535 --> 00:28:42,787 because I can't stand who they are. 531 00:28:42,871 --> 00:28:47,208 What I'm trying to say, Susan, is that I don't need a live-in. 532 00:28:49,628 --> 00:28:53,422 Well, thanks for the interview and good luck 533 00:28:53,507 --> 00:28:55,674 and God bless you. 534 00:28:55,759 --> 00:29:00,638 I would like you to understand that if I were to hire you, 535 00:29:00,722 --> 00:29:02,598 my life would probably change. 536 00:29:02,682 --> 00:29:04,975 You would be this new element in the house, you see? 537 00:29:06,561 --> 00:29:07,895 Well... 538 00:29:09,231 --> 00:29:11,899 Let me show you where your room is. 539 00:29:19,074 --> 00:29:21,242 Hey. 540 00:29:21,326 --> 00:29:23,202 Hey, Bennie. Dumb dog. 541 00:29:23,286 --> 00:29:24,995 Here, boy. 542 00:29:31,127 --> 00:29:36,006 Bennie. Come on. Let's see if he'll go for it again. 543 00:29:36,091 --> 00:29:37,466 Bennie. 544 00:29:37,551 --> 00:29:38,926 Hiya! 545 00:29:41,596 --> 00:29:43,264 Yeah. Dumb. 546 00:29:55,610 --> 00:29:57,027 Oh, the Bennie boy. 547 00:29:57,112 --> 00:29:59,530 The Bennie, Bennie, Bennie boy. 548 00:29:59,614 --> 00:30:02,658 Yes, he's the best boy. He's the best boy. 549 00:30:02,742 --> 00:30:04,535 We love our little boy. Oh, he's a good boy. 550 00:30:04,619 --> 00:30:06,537 He's a Bennie boy. We love our Bennie boy. 551 00:30:06,621 --> 00:30:07,955 Yes, he's a pretty dog. 552 00:30:35,525 --> 00:30:37,067 Rose residence. 553 00:30:37,152 --> 00:30:39,528 Susan, is that for me? 554 00:30:39,613 --> 00:30:41,071 It's for Josh. 555 00:30:41,156 --> 00:30:43,073 Are you expecting a call? 556 00:30:43,158 --> 00:30:45,534 Jason Larrabee said he'd call to confirm lunch tomorrow. 557 00:30:45,619 --> 00:30:48,078 I'm trying to land him as a client. 558 00:30:48,163 --> 00:30:50,581 The word around town is he's up for a cabinet post. 559 00:30:50,665 --> 00:30:52,124 I wish he'd call. 560 00:30:52,208 --> 00:30:53,500 He will. 561 00:30:56,630 --> 00:30:59,340 Listen, did you get a chance to look over that contract for me? 562 00:30:59,424 --> 00:31:01,300 What contract? 563 00:31:01,384 --> 00:31:03,928 On the concert luncheon I'm doing. 564 00:31:04,012 --> 00:31:06,513 Oh, yeah. No, but I'll read it this weekend. 565 00:31:06,598 --> 00:31:08,098 OK. 566 00:31:08,183 --> 00:31:09,642 No. No, not OK. 567 00:31:09,726 --> 00:31:12,519 I have to sign it tomorrow, which is why I gave it to you last week, 568 00:31:12,604 --> 00:31:14,730 but it's probably fine. 569 00:31:14,814 --> 00:31:16,941 Well, I'll read it now. 570 00:31:17,025 --> 00:31:18,275 Oh, no, don't bother. 571 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,777 No. Get it. 572 00:31:23,615 --> 00:31:24,949 Sure. 573 00:31:37,671 --> 00:31:39,880 What? What is it? 574 00:31:39,965 --> 00:31:42,049 It's a fly. Where'd it go? 575 00:31:42,133 --> 00:31:44,468 On the fridge. 576 00:31:46,137 --> 00:31:48,639 Stay upwind of him. 577 00:31:52,102 --> 00:31:56,063 Aha! How about that? 578 00:31:56,147 --> 00:31:58,023 Not bad, huh? 579 00:31:58,108 --> 00:32:00,067 I admire your technique. 580 00:32:05,156 --> 00:32:07,032 Hello? Oh, Mr. Larrabee. 581 00:32:07,117 --> 00:32:09,994 Hi. How are you? No, no, it's not too late. 582 00:32:11,538 --> 00:32:13,580 Can you hang on just one second 583 00:32:13,665 --> 00:32:16,000 while I use the other phone? Thank you. 584 00:32:19,587 --> 00:32:22,965 Yes, sir. I'm looking forward to that, too, myself. 585 00:32:23,049 --> 00:32:25,968 No, no. Of course you're not bothering me. 586 00:32:26,052 --> 00:32:28,804 Lawyers, we never sleep. 587 00:32:28,888 --> 00:32:32,641 You know, I'm available to you, sir, 24 hours a... 588 00:32:52,620 --> 00:32:55,497 Who left all the appliances on in the kitchen? 589 00:32:55,582 --> 00:32:58,042 It sounds like who-knows-what going on down there. 590 00:32:58,126 --> 00:33:00,002 I must have hit a couple of switches when I was cleaning up. 591 00:33:00,086 --> 00:33:02,046 You know how that can happen. 592 00:33:02,130 --> 00:33:04,006 I got great news. 593 00:33:04,090 --> 00:33:07,051 Lunch is on tomorrow with Larrabee. 594 00:33:07,135 --> 00:33:11,513 I'm going to meet him at his club in Philadelphia. 595 00:33:11,598 --> 00:33:13,015 He's mine. 596 00:33:13,099 --> 00:33:16,518 Look how crazy you are about yourself right now. 597 00:33:16,603 --> 00:33:18,020 I'm sorry. 598 00:33:18,104 --> 00:33:19,563 Don't apologize. 599 00:33:19,647 --> 00:33:21,565 I kind of live with the assumption 600 00:33:21,649 --> 00:33:23,525 that all guys owe an apology 601 00:33:23,610 --> 00:33:26,070 to the women that they live with. 602 00:33:26,154 --> 00:33:28,405 Oh, you're so full of shit. 603 00:33:28,490 --> 00:33:32,076 So where's that little contract of yours? 604 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:35,537 Maybe I can up your price, huh? 605 00:33:35,622 --> 00:33:37,081 Where is it? 606 00:33:37,165 --> 00:33:39,041 I'm sure it's all right. 607 00:33:39,125 --> 00:33:41,085 My fee's going up. 608 00:33:41,169 --> 00:33:44,004 Better get me while you can afford me. 609 00:33:47,675 --> 00:33:49,593 I don't want you to read it. 610 00:33:49,677 --> 00:33:51,512 Let me have it. 611 00:33:58,144 --> 00:34:00,104 Now I got you, 612 00:34:00,188 --> 00:34:02,106 and I'm not going to let you get away. 613 00:34:03,441 --> 00:34:05,234 Uh! Let me go. 614 00:34:05,318 --> 00:34:07,736 Let me go. Uh! 615 00:34:09,322 --> 00:34:11,824 Let go of me. Let go. Uh! Uh! 616 00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:15,160 Oh. Oh. 617 00:34:17,956 --> 00:34:19,832 Oh, Jesus. 618 00:34:21,876 --> 00:34:25,546 Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. 619 00:34:25,630 --> 00:34:26,922 Mmm. 620 00:34:30,510 --> 00:34:34,388 You think you're pretty strong, don't you? 621 00:34:41,521 --> 00:34:44,356 What the hell is wrong with you? 622 00:34:48,528 --> 00:34:51,738 If you're with a woman for any length of time, 623 00:34:51,823 --> 00:34:53,949 eventually you'll ask her that question. 624 00:34:54,033 --> 00:34:56,410 If she doesn't answer, that's trouble, 625 00:34:56,494 --> 00:34:58,453 and when trouble begins, 626 00:34:58,538 --> 00:35:00,914 it comes at you from directions you'd never expect. 627 00:35:00,999 --> 00:35:03,000 Oliver was a sitting duck. 628 00:35:03,084 --> 00:35:05,961 I think you're going to be very well served by our firm, 629 00:35:06,045 --> 00:35:08,964 especially if the rumors around town are true. 630 00:35:09,048 --> 00:35:11,508 Well, there may be a Senate confirmation hearing 631 00:35:11,593 --> 00:35:13,010 in my future. 632 00:35:13,094 --> 00:35:14,845 We could definitely be of help with that. 633 00:35:14,929 --> 00:35:16,930 Yes. Waiter? Uh! Ooh! 634 00:35:17,015 --> 00:35:18,473 What's the matter? 635 00:35:18,558 --> 00:35:22,477 Nothing, I'm fine. Could I have some more coffee, please? 636 00:35:22,562 --> 00:35:23,979 Certainly, sir. 637 00:35:24,063 --> 00:35:25,939 Regarding your Senate confirmation, 638 00:35:26,024 --> 00:35:27,983 it may not be a bad idea 639 00:35:28,067 --> 00:35:30,736 for us to have your personal asset liability state... 640 00:35:30,820 --> 00:35:32,321 Oh. Ooh. 641 00:35:32,405 --> 00:35:33,655 Oliver? 642 00:35:33,740 --> 00:35:36,491 Do you think you're having a heart attack? 643 00:35:36,910 --> 00:35:38,035 Uh! 644 00:35:39,704 --> 00:35:41,997 Call an ambulance. 645 00:35:42,081 --> 00:35:44,499 Wipe that stuff off his chin, Heath. 646 00:35:44,584 --> 00:35:46,001 Hang in there, Oliver. 647 00:35:46,085 --> 00:35:47,502 Call my wife. 648 00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:55,969 You're doing just fine. 649 00:35:56,054 --> 00:35:58,013 Somebody called down for the defibrillator. 650 00:35:58,097 --> 00:35:59,514 Right here. 651 00:35:59,599 --> 00:36:01,433 Gerald, you're going to take it? 652 00:36:04,103 --> 00:36:06,480 How's it going? 653 00:36:06,564 --> 00:36:09,650 You may be the only person I'm doing better than. 654 00:36:09,776 --> 00:36:12,945 My wife stabbed me in the stomach. 655 00:36:15,073 --> 00:36:17,532 With a nail file this time. 656 00:36:17,617 --> 00:36:20,035 She's training to be a manicurist. 657 00:36:20,119 --> 00:36:22,537 They make good money, you know. 658 00:36:22,622 --> 00:36:25,040 I'm trying to get a doctor for you, baby. 659 00:36:25,124 --> 00:36:27,542 They always feel bad after it. 660 00:36:27,627 --> 00:36:29,044 Mr. Rose? 661 00:36:29,128 --> 00:36:31,088 I'm Dr. Gordon. This is my associate. 662 00:36:31,172 --> 00:36:33,006 Dr. Hillerman. Jason Larrabee called us in. 663 00:36:33,091 --> 00:36:34,216 How are his vital signs? 664 00:36:34,342 --> 00:36:35,717 We were here first. 665 00:36:35,802 --> 00:36:37,386 We'll be with you in just a moment. 666 00:36:37,512 --> 00:36:38,929 Madge, take it easy. 667 00:36:39,013 --> 00:36:40,931 Can't you see the guy's dying over here? 668 00:36:41,015 --> 00:36:42,599 Did someone call my wife? 669 00:36:42,684 --> 00:36:43,850 Yes. 670 00:36:44,018 --> 00:36:45,936 I need to write her a note 671 00:36:46,020 --> 00:36:47,938 in case she doesn't get here in time. 672 00:36:48,022 --> 00:36:50,440 Let's get him to C.I.C.U. 673 00:36:50,525 --> 00:36:54,403 I'll get the pen back once we get up there. 674 00:36:56,698 --> 00:36:58,490 Is my wife here? 675 00:36:58,574 --> 00:37:00,492 I don't think so. 676 00:37:00,576 --> 00:37:02,995 Get me some pictures, upper G. I. 677 00:37:03,079 --> 00:37:04,997 You're going to have to swallow some barium, 678 00:37:05,081 --> 00:37:07,833 but you'll like it. It's peppermint flavored. 679 00:37:10,753 --> 00:37:12,963 I don't think that there's anything 680 00:37:13,047 --> 00:37:15,048 more important than the hors d'oeuvres. 681 00:37:15,133 --> 00:37:17,968 That's where people will make their first judgment of the food. 682 00:37:20,847 --> 00:37:22,639 There's an urgent phone call for you. 683 00:37:22,724 --> 00:37:23,890 Oh. 684 00:37:24,559 --> 00:37:26,018 Hello? 685 00:37:26,102 --> 00:37:28,520 Oh, God. Oh, my God. 686 00:37:28,604 --> 00:37:32,024 All right. All right. I'm leaving right now. 687 00:37:32,108 --> 00:37:34,359 My husband's had a heart attack. 688 00:37:34,444 --> 00:37:36,528 Oh, that happens to my mother like this. 689 00:37:36,612 --> 00:37:38,530 Don't worry. Your luncheon's going to be terrific. 690 00:37:38,614 --> 00:37:41,450 I promise. Everything's just going to be great. 691 00:37:41,576 --> 00:37:43,869 The X-rays turned up an esophageal tear, 692 00:37:43,953 --> 00:37:45,829 commonly known as a hiatal hernia, 693 00:37:45,913 --> 00:37:47,372 right there. 694 00:37:47,457 --> 00:37:49,875 The pain symptoms are almost identical to angina. 695 00:37:49,959 --> 00:37:53,337 Stress, coffee, spicy foods, gas. 696 00:37:53,421 --> 00:37:55,380 Your nerve endings get irritated, 697 00:37:55,465 --> 00:37:57,341 and, well, you know what that feels like... 698 00:37:57,425 --> 00:37:59,384 Not pleasant, but not fatal. 699 00:37:59,469 --> 00:38:01,887 Could you get this hiatal hernia, 700 00:38:01,971 --> 00:38:04,806 say, by being squeezed between someone's legs? 701 00:38:06,976 --> 00:38:08,393 No. 702 00:38:08,478 --> 00:38:10,395 So I'm not going to die? 703 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:12,356 Eventually, but not today. 704 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,858 Ha ha ha! 705 00:38:14,942 --> 00:38:16,651 Thank you. 706 00:38:19,489 --> 00:38:21,365 You can wait right here. 707 00:38:21,449 --> 00:38:22,824 Thank you. 708 00:38:27,997 --> 00:38:30,415 Oliver, you're alive. 709 00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:32,918 Yeah, it was something else. 710 00:38:33,002 --> 00:38:34,920 It wasn't the heart. It was a rip, a tear. 711 00:38:35,004 --> 00:38:36,421 You're alive! 712 00:38:36,506 --> 00:38:37,923 Yeah. 713 00:38:38,007 --> 00:38:39,925 So what are you going to do? 714 00:38:40,009 --> 00:38:41,927 I'm waiting for Barbara to pick me up. 715 00:38:42,011 --> 00:38:43,428 I'll wait with you. 716 00:38:43,513 --> 00:38:44,971 Good. 717 00:38:45,056 --> 00:38:47,933 OK. Think we can get that nurse to come back here 718 00:38:48,017 --> 00:38:49,559 with a bottle of musk oil? 719 00:38:49,644 --> 00:38:50,936 Ha ha ha! 720 00:38:54,023 --> 00:38:56,942 She should be here any minute. 721 00:38:57,026 --> 00:38:58,360 Yeah. 722 00:39:02,031 --> 00:39:04,366 Stuffy in these places. 723 00:39:17,046 --> 00:39:19,464 I got us enough booze for the whole trip. 724 00:39:19,549 --> 00:39:21,425 Thanks. 725 00:39:21,509 --> 00:39:23,468 I couldn't remember whether you wanted a twist 726 00:39:23,553 --> 00:39:26,012 or you didn't want a twist, so I got you some just in case. 727 00:39:26,139 --> 00:39:27,472 Thank you, Gavin. 728 00:39:32,061 --> 00:39:34,896 Salut. 729 00:39:44,574 --> 00:39:47,451 All those lives going on out there, 730 00:39:47,535 --> 00:39:49,494 people we'll never meet, 731 00:39:49,579 --> 00:39:52,831 experiencing things we'll never know. 732 00:39:52,915 --> 00:39:54,499 We can't know. 733 00:39:54,584 --> 00:39:58,003 In your own life, by this point, 734 00:39:58,087 --> 00:40:03,008 you think you know what's gonna be, but, 735 00:40:03,092 --> 00:40:05,218 you don't know. 736 00:40:05,303 --> 00:40:06,678 You don't know. 737 00:40:06,762 --> 00:40:11,475 It's always just when you think you got it figured out, 738 00:40:11,559 --> 00:40:13,602 when, bingo, something comes along 739 00:40:13,728 --> 00:40:15,812 and knocks you right on your ass. 740 00:40:15,897 --> 00:40:20,317 Why do you think Barbara didn't come to the hospital? 741 00:40:20,401 --> 00:40:22,402 I don't know. 742 00:40:22,487 --> 00:40:25,405 She probably had a good reason. 743 00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:54,935 How you doing? 744 00:40:55,019 --> 00:40:56,937 Come here, sweetheart. 745 00:40:57,021 --> 00:40:58,980 Where is everybody, huh? 746 00:40:59,065 --> 00:41:00,941 I guess you're the only one 747 00:41:01,025 --> 00:41:03,777 who gives a damn about me in this family. 748 00:41:26,551 --> 00:41:31,513 Oliver, you don't know how happy I am to see you. 749 00:41:31,806 --> 00:41:33,014 Oh. 750 00:41:33,099 --> 00:41:35,517 You didn't come to the hospital. 751 00:41:35,601 --> 00:41:38,520 No. No. Well, I called, 752 00:41:38,604 --> 00:41:43,024 and, well, everything seemed to be under control. 753 00:41:43,109 --> 00:41:45,527 I just... I didn't want to disturb you. 754 00:41:45,611 --> 00:41:47,445 Disturb me? 755 00:41:47,530 --> 00:41:50,407 Well, I wasn't doing much, just dying. 756 00:41:50,491 --> 00:41:52,826 Oliver, you weren't dying. 757 00:41:52,910 --> 00:41:54,536 You didn't even call. 758 00:41:54,620 --> 00:41:56,997 Of course I did. I called. I talked to someone. 759 00:41:57,081 --> 00:41:58,540 Not to me. 760 00:41:58,624 --> 00:42:00,542 Well, I talked to a nurse, 761 00:42:00,626 --> 00:42:02,544 and she said that you weren't dying. 762 00:42:02,628 --> 00:42:04,963 Well, I thought I was dying. 763 00:42:07,091 --> 00:42:09,009 I wrote you a note 764 00:42:09,093 --> 00:42:11,970 in case you didn't get there in time. 765 00:42:15,474 --> 00:42:17,309 I can't read your handwriting. 766 00:42:17,393 --> 00:42:21,396 I was on a gurney being rushed to intensive care 767 00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,398 under excruciating pain. 768 00:42:24,817 --> 00:42:26,693 It says... 769 00:42:29,030 --> 00:42:32,949 "My love, by the time you receive this, 770 00:42:33,034 --> 00:42:34,951 "I may be gone. 771 00:42:35,036 --> 00:42:36,911 "My life was..." Fun? 772 00:42:36,996 --> 00:42:39,873 "...full beyond my dreams. 773 00:42:43,002 --> 00:42:47,547 "All I have and all I am, I owe to you. 774 00:42:49,508 --> 00:42:53,470 "You gave me courage to surpass what I know I am, 775 00:42:53,554 --> 00:42:55,680 "the strength to..." 776 00:42:55,765 --> 00:42:59,976 Oh, this is where I had a spasm, yeah. 777 00:43:00,061 --> 00:43:02,479 I can't read it, but the next line says, 778 00:43:02,563 --> 00:43:06,983 "I lie here, feeling my life ebb away, 779 00:43:07,068 --> 00:43:10,195 "and I cling to your image. 780 00:43:10,279 --> 00:43:13,490 "I will take you with me to eternity. 781 00:43:15,034 --> 00:43:16,910 "I cherish you. 782 00:43:19,580 --> 00:43:22,415 "I thank merciful God for you." 783 00:43:25,086 --> 00:43:27,921 I didn't have the strength to sign it. 784 00:43:32,051 --> 00:43:35,011 Well, I'm sure 785 00:43:35,096 --> 00:43:38,264 they would have told me who it was from. 786 00:43:44,605 --> 00:43:47,023 I can't believe you didn't call us at school, Mother. 787 00:43:47,108 --> 00:43:49,025 I didn't see any point in alarming you 788 00:43:49,110 --> 00:43:51,444 until there was something to be alarmed about. 789 00:43:55,116 --> 00:43:58,535 Your mother didn't want to disturb anybody today. 790 00:43:58,619 --> 00:44:02,122 Yeah, well, you still should have called. 791 00:44:02,206 --> 00:44:04,499 You should have. 792 00:44:04,583 --> 00:44:06,543 I'm sure your mother 793 00:44:06,627 --> 00:44:08,545 didn't want to worry you needlessly. 794 00:44:08,629 --> 00:44:11,464 The important thing is, your father is alive. 795 00:44:18,639 --> 00:44:22,058 We've always been a family that communicated. 796 00:44:22,143 --> 00:44:25,061 If anything important happens, 797 00:44:25,146 --> 00:44:28,022 everyone should know about it. 798 00:44:28,107 --> 00:44:29,482 That's the rule. 799 00:44:39,994 --> 00:44:44,914 Only you 800 00:44:44,999 --> 00:44:51,713 Can make all this world seem right 801 00:44:51,797 --> 00:44:58,136 Only you and you alone 802 00:44:58,220 --> 00:45:01,514 Can thrill me like you do 803 00:45:04,643 --> 00:45:09,314 And fill my heart with love 804 00:45:09,398 --> 00:45:14,152 For only you 805 00:45:15,154 --> 00:45:16,613 Only you... 806 00:45:19,700 --> 00:45:21,618 What's going on? What? 807 00:45:21,702 --> 00:45:23,536 I'm very upset. 808 00:45:27,708 --> 00:45:29,626 It's 3:00 in the morning. 809 00:45:29,710 --> 00:45:31,628 Turn the television off. 810 00:45:34,465 --> 00:45:38,134 I wasn't exactly sure why I didn't go to the hospital, 811 00:45:38,219 --> 00:45:40,094 but now I think I know. 812 00:45:40,179 --> 00:45:41,888 I'd just like to put today behind us, OK? 813 00:45:41,972 --> 00:45:43,348 OK. 814 00:45:46,185 --> 00:45:48,603 I was going to drive to the hospital, 815 00:45:48,687 --> 00:45:50,647 but I knew you were OK 816 00:45:50,731 --> 00:45:54,317 because I never think anything really terrible 817 00:45:54,401 --> 00:45:59,155 could happen to me or the kids or you, 818 00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:01,574 and I was getting on the expressway, 819 00:46:01,700 --> 00:46:04,160 and suddenly I had this very strong feeling 820 00:46:04,245 --> 00:46:05,995 that you were dead. 821 00:46:07,623 --> 00:46:11,167 And I knew what it would feel like to be alone in this house, 822 00:46:11,252 --> 00:46:13,628 to not have you in my life, 823 00:46:13,754 --> 00:46:17,924 and I got so scared, I had to pull over. 824 00:46:18,008 --> 00:46:19,300 Oh. 825 00:46:21,470 --> 00:46:23,972 You don't have to be scared anymore. 826 00:46:27,977 --> 00:46:30,812 I got scared because I felt happy. 827 00:46:47,997 --> 00:46:50,790 You were happy because I was dead? 828 00:46:50,875 --> 00:46:53,918 I was happy to be free, 829 00:46:54,003 --> 00:46:57,630 like a weight had been lifted. 830 00:46:57,715 --> 00:47:00,550 Like a weight had been lifted? 831 00:47:00,634 --> 00:47:02,594 Yeah. 832 00:47:04,013 --> 00:47:05,930 So how am I supposed to respond? 833 00:47:06,015 --> 00:47:07,849 You tell me you wished I was dead? 834 00:47:09,518 --> 00:47:11,644 I thought it was important. 835 00:47:40,507 --> 00:47:44,135 I think you owe me an apology, Barbara. 836 00:47:44,219 --> 00:47:47,430 If you have something to say, I'd like to hear it. 837 00:47:52,561 --> 00:47:54,145 I want a divorce. 838 00:47:58,984 --> 00:48:00,526 No, you don't. 839 00:48:01,070 --> 00:48:03,947 You can't have one. 840 00:48:04,031 --> 00:48:06,991 I've thought about this a lot. 841 00:48:07,076 --> 00:48:10,411 I really don't want to be married to you anymore. 842 00:48:18,087 --> 00:48:21,005 Why do you want a divorce? 843 00:48:21,090 --> 00:48:24,425 Did I do something? Did I not do something? 844 00:48:26,053 --> 00:48:28,930 I can't give you specifics, Oliver. 845 00:48:30,557 --> 00:48:32,016 Well, try! 846 00:48:32,101 --> 00:48:33,643 I don't want to try! 847 00:48:38,107 --> 00:48:42,026 Is there somebody else? Another man? 848 00:48:42,111 --> 00:48:43,152 No. 849 00:48:43,237 --> 00:48:44,278 A woman? 850 00:48:44,363 --> 00:48:45,738 You wish. 851 00:48:47,616 --> 00:48:50,034 I mean, I should be the one trying to get the divorce. 852 00:48:50,119 --> 00:48:52,036 I'm the one rushed to the hospital 853 00:48:52,121 --> 00:48:53,997 suffering from this severe... 854 00:48:54,081 --> 00:48:55,456 Indigestion. 855 00:48:55,582 --> 00:48:59,210 You're such an expert, aren't you? Making me look like a jerk. 856 00:48:59,336 --> 00:49:02,463 OK. OK, I'm sorry. 857 00:49:02,548 --> 00:49:06,009 I'm the bad person. Let's just blame me for this. 858 00:49:06,093 --> 00:49:11,389 No. No. I think I need... I think you owe me, 859 00:49:11,473 --> 00:49:14,434 after this many pretty god damn good years of marriage, 860 00:49:14,518 --> 00:49:15,935 a solid reason. 861 00:49:16,020 --> 00:49:17,937 I work my ass off to make enough money 862 00:49:18,022 --> 00:49:19,939 to provide you with a good life, 863 00:49:20,024 --> 00:49:23,943 and you owe me a reason that makes sense, 864 00:49:24,028 --> 00:49:25,945 so let's hear it. 865 00:49:26,030 --> 00:49:27,989 Come on. Let's hear it. Let's hear it! 866 00:49:28,073 --> 00:49:30,450 Because, 867 00:49:30,534 --> 00:49:36,414 when I watch you eat, when I see you asleep, 868 00:49:36,498 --> 00:49:39,459 when I look at you lately, 869 00:49:39,543 --> 00:49:41,961 I just want to smash your face in. 870 00:49:46,008 --> 00:49:48,092 Come on. Smash my face. 871 00:49:48,177 --> 00:49:50,344 Come on. You want to smash my face? 872 00:50:08,530 --> 00:50:12,241 Next time, I hit back. 873 00:50:14,578 --> 00:50:18,664 And you'd better get yourself a damn good lawyer. 874 00:50:18,749 --> 00:50:20,708 The best your money can buy. 875 00:50:45,776 --> 00:50:47,318 What does she want? 876 00:50:47,402 --> 00:50:48,861 Child support. 877 00:50:48,946 --> 00:50:50,696 I've always taken care of my kids. 878 00:50:50,823 --> 00:50:52,949 And they will be 18 in one year, 879 00:50:53,033 --> 00:50:54,992 which makes it nice for you. 880 00:50:55,077 --> 00:50:56,577 What about alimony? 881 00:50:56,662 --> 00:50:58,454 Barbara, against my advice, 882 00:50:58,539 --> 00:51:00,123 waives alimony. 883 00:51:00,207 --> 00:51:02,667 I'm making money with my business. 884 00:51:02,751 --> 00:51:05,461 I'm getting a lot of referrals. I can support myself. 885 00:51:05,546 --> 00:51:07,004 I'm a lucky guy. 886 00:51:07,089 --> 00:51:11,050 My client is being more than fair, Mr. Rose. 887 00:51:11,135 --> 00:51:12,468 She's waived alimony. 888 00:51:12,553 --> 00:51:14,971 She's willing to waive her rights 889 00:51:15,055 --> 00:51:16,973 against your law practice 890 00:51:17,057 --> 00:51:19,475 in exchange for the house and all of its contents 891 00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:22,979 except your shaving gear and... His clothing? 892 00:51:24,648 --> 00:51:26,983 Everything I made went into that house. 893 00:51:27,067 --> 00:51:29,110 I found that house. 894 00:51:29,194 --> 00:51:30,987 Every piece of furniture is where it is 895 00:51:31,071 --> 00:51:33,239 because I decided to put it there. That is my house. 896 00:51:33,323 --> 00:51:34,991 If your client has finished yammering, 897 00:51:35,075 --> 00:51:37,994 you should explain to her that a wife 898 00:51:38,078 --> 00:51:40,329 does not automatically get the house. 899 00:51:40,414 --> 00:51:44,000 I thought you told her that she was entitled 900 00:51:44,084 --> 00:51:46,002 to anything and everything. 901 00:51:46,086 --> 00:51:48,546 I told her what? 902 00:51:48,630 --> 00:51:51,090 Yes. Here it is. 903 00:51:51,175 --> 00:51:54,177 I quote. "My love, 904 00:51:54,261 --> 00:51:59,515 "by the time you..." Boy, what a handwriting. 905 00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:02,101 "By the time you receive this, 906 00:52:02,186 --> 00:52:04,520 "I may be gone." 907 00:52:04,605 --> 00:52:06,981 Uh, blah, blah, blah. 908 00:52:07,733 --> 00:52:13,362 "All I am and all I have I owe to you." 909 00:52:13,864 --> 00:52:16,157 You wrote this, Mr. Rose? 910 00:52:19,119 --> 00:52:21,037 Excuse me, Mr. Thurmont, 911 00:52:21,121 --> 00:52:26,042 you tiny, little, wormlike, infinitesimal prick, 912 00:52:26,126 --> 00:52:29,629 could I have a word with my wife, please? 913 00:52:29,713 --> 00:52:31,464 Certainly. 914 00:52:36,470 --> 00:52:40,473 If this is a who-can-sink-lowest-fastest contest, you won. 915 00:52:40,557 --> 00:52:43,726 By showing him my letter, 916 00:52:43,810 --> 00:52:48,564 you have sunk below the deepest layer of prehistoric frog shit 917 00:52:48,649 --> 00:52:51,067 at the bottom of a New Jersey scum swamp. 918 00:52:54,196 --> 00:52:57,073 I may have let you have the house, 919 00:52:57,157 --> 00:53:00,076 but now you'll never get it. 920 00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:02,745 You will never get that house. 921 00:53:02,829 --> 00:53:05,414 Do you understand? 922 00:53:05,499 --> 00:53:11,045 You will never get that house. 923 00:53:13,173 --> 00:53:15,174 We'll see. 924 00:53:15,259 --> 00:53:18,594 Yeah. We'll see. 925 00:53:27,521 --> 00:53:30,773 Maybe I shouldn't have let you see that letter. 926 00:53:30,857 --> 00:53:33,985 Oh, dear girl, by the time this is all over, 927 00:53:34,069 --> 00:53:36,821 you'll think of today as one of your lighter moments. 928 00:53:41,326 --> 00:53:43,494 What do you call 500 lawyers 929 00:53:43,578 --> 00:53:45,496 at the bottom of the ocean? 930 00:53:45,580 --> 00:53:47,415 An excellent start. 931 00:53:50,043 --> 00:53:52,420 I used to resent jokes like that. 932 00:53:54,589 --> 00:53:57,258 Now I see them as simple truths. 933 00:53:59,094 --> 00:54:00,261 Lawyers... 934 00:54:05,559 --> 00:54:07,518 Hello? 935 00:54:07,602 --> 00:54:10,521 Honey, I can't talk right now. I'm with a client. 936 00:54:10,605 --> 00:54:12,398 Love you. Miss you. Want you. 937 00:54:13,567 --> 00:54:14,650 Bye. 938 00:54:18,113 --> 00:54:19,947 I recently married. 939 00:54:22,617 --> 00:54:25,036 Which is the last thing I ever thought I'd do 940 00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:27,538 after what happened to the Roses. 941 00:54:27,622 --> 00:54:30,541 When it comes to women, 942 00:54:30,625 --> 00:54:34,545 I hope I'm a better man now than I was. 943 00:54:34,629 --> 00:54:36,547 I know I'm a better lawyer 944 00:54:36,631 --> 00:54:38,466 when it comes to divorce. 945 00:54:40,135 --> 00:54:43,471 I'll never make another mistake like I made with Oliver. 946 00:54:46,475 --> 00:54:49,560 Let's just concentrate on the job at hand. 947 00:54:49,644 --> 00:54:51,645 She wants the house. You want the house. 948 00:54:51,730 --> 00:54:53,397 I mean, she's not being inconvenienced. 949 00:54:53,482 --> 00:54:54,690 I'm the one who's living in a hotel room. 950 00:54:54,775 --> 00:54:55,900 Not for long. 951 00:54:55,984 --> 00:54:57,360 She claims she found the house. 952 00:54:57,444 --> 00:54:59,028 She did find the house. Right? 953 00:54:59,112 --> 00:55:00,446 Yes, she did, but that's not the point. 954 00:55:00,572 --> 00:55:01,864 She said she made it what it is. 955 00:55:01,948 --> 00:55:03,574 She didn't. 956 00:55:03,784 --> 00:55:06,535 Look, I'm not keeping score, but if I were keeping score, 957 00:55:06,620 --> 00:55:09,038 it'd be about 83 to 6, my favor. 958 00:55:09,122 --> 00:55:10,539 All the really good stuff, 959 00:55:10,624 --> 00:55:12,500 those wonderful Staffordshire dogs... 960 00:55:12,584 --> 00:55:15,002 In fact, most of the Staffordshires I found. 961 00:55:15,087 --> 00:55:17,046 And that Art Deco rug, 962 00:55:17,130 --> 00:55:19,548 and even that gray stove in the kitchen. 963 00:55:19,633 --> 00:55:22,343 She never would have bought it if I hadn't pushed her. 964 00:55:22,427 --> 00:55:23,469 Uh-huh. 965 00:55:23,553 --> 00:55:26,055 Shoes. That's what she's good at buying. 966 00:55:26,139 --> 00:55:28,057 I got to have shelves put in the closet, 967 00:55:28,141 --> 00:55:30,142 or she'd have the god damn things shoved all over. 968 00:55:30,227 --> 00:55:33,104 Here we go. You're going to love this. 969 00:55:33,522 --> 00:55:36,065 Civil code title 16904, section C. 970 00:55:36,149 --> 00:55:40,027 I used this once for a freebie divorce I did for my cousin Paulie. 971 00:55:40,112 --> 00:55:41,570 Total loser. 972 00:55:41,655 --> 00:55:43,072 Read. 973 00:55:43,156 --> 00:55:47,076 "The purposes of subsections I and II, of paragraphs A and B..." 974 00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:49,578 Hey, skip down here to... 975 00:55:49,663 --> 00:55:51,247 "Parties who have pursued separate lives..." 976 00:55:51,331 --> 00:55:53,207 "Parties who have pursued separate lives, 977 00:55:53,291 --> 00:55:55,584 "sharing neither bed nor board shall be deemed to have lived 978 00:55:55,669 --> 00:55:57,378 "separate and apart from one another, 979 00:55:57,462 --> 00:56:00,005 "even though they reside under the same roof." 980 00:56:02,175 --> 00:56:05,594 Even though they reside under the same roof? 981 00:56:05,679 --> 00:56:08,597 Yeah. The law was put on the books for poor people, 982 00:56:08,682 --> 00:56:09,765 folks who couldn't afford separate 983 00:56:09,850 --> 00:56:10,933 residences during their divorce, 984 00:56:11,017 --> 00:56:12,518 but we can use it, too. 985 00:56:12,602 --> 00:56:14,061 That means I can move back in. 986 00:56:14,187 --> 00:56:16,355 If your divorce is settled in court, 987 00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:18,399 it shows that you're committed to the property, 988 00:56:18,483 --> 00:56:20,776 plus you can see she doesn't start selling off the assets. 989 00:56:20,861 --> 00:56:23,696 And I can work on her, get her to fold on this house thing. 990 00:56:23,780 --> 00:56:25,865 No. No, Oliver, you don't even deal with her. 991 00:56:25,949 --> 00:56:27,408 You avoid her. 992 00:56:27,492 --> 00:56:29,410 Women can be a lot meaner than we give them credit for. 993 00:56:29,494 --> 00:56:31,412 Never underestimate her as an adversary. 994 00:56:31,496 --> 00:56:32,580 Don't even talk to her. 995 00:56:32,664 --> 00:56:35,249 No, I won't. Don't worry about me. 996 00:56:35,333 --> 00:56:37,877 Gavin, thank you. 997 00:56:37,961 --> 00:56:39,753 All right. 998 00:56:41,339 --> 00:56:43,382 All right. Go on. Go home. 999 00:56:44,718 --> 00:56:47,428 This is the stupidest thing you've ever done. 1000 00:56:47,512 --> 00:56:49,597 Second stupidest. 1001 00:56:49,681 --> 00:56:51,432 You can't stay here. 1002 00:56:51,516 --> 00:56:55,728 The law says I can. Title 16904, section C. 1003 00:56:55,812 --> 00:56:58,439 Look it up, tootsie pie. 1004 00:57:02,736 --> 00:57:05,321 Fa la la la la la la la la 1005 00:57:05,405 --> 00:57:08,073 'Tis the season to be jolly 1006 00:57:08,158 --> 00:57:10,367 Fa la la la la la la la la 1007 00:57:10,452 --> 00:57:13,579 Don we now our gay apparel 1008 00:57:13,663 --> 00:57:15,581 OK, Mom, you're on. 1009 00:57:15,665 --> 00:57:17,374 Troll the ancient... 1010 00:57:17,459 --> 00:57:19,919 Wait. Let me see that bag. 1011 00:57:29,346 --> 00:57:31,889 Is that what you're going to put on top? 1012 00:57:31,973 --> 00:57:33,682 Yes, it is. 1013 00:57:33,767 --> 00:57:36,143 Fine. Josh, plug it in, please. 1014 00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:55,788 It's a short. 1015 00:57:55,872 --> 00:57:59,333 It's not a short. One of the ornaments is touching the sockets. 1016 00:58:03,338 --> 00:58:05,923 Fine. 1017 00:58:06,007 --> 00:58:08,175 You take care of it, Oliver. 1018 00:58:12,639 --> 00:58:14,890 Come on, it's Christmas time. 1019 00:58:14,975 --> 00:58:16,934 Let's get festive. 1020 00:58:17,018 --> 00:58:18,936 I have to go out. 1021 00:58:19,020 --> 00:58:21,855 I got stuff I got to do in my room. 1022 00:58:30,490 --> 00:58:31,782 Oh. 1023 00:58:44,045 --> 00:58:45,921 Oh, God. My house is on fire! 1024 00:58:46,006 --> 00:58:47,423 Mine, too, babe. 1025 00:58:47,507 --> 00:58:49,383 Really, you idiot! 1026 00:58:52,512 --> 00:58:54,430 Wait up, babe! 1027 00:58:54,514 --> 00:58:57,099 Oh, my God! 1028 00:58:57,183 --> 00:58:59,226 Oh, my... Do something! 1029 00:58:59,311 --> 00:59:00,436 Fire! 1030 00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:02,104 Mom! 1031 00:59:02,188 --> 00:59:03,939 Fire! Dad! 1032 00:59:04,024 --> 00:59:05,316 Call the police! 1033 00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:06,567 I'll get the extinguisher! 1034 00:59:06,651 --> 00:59:08,777 991. 999. 1035 00:59:08,862 --> 00:59:10,279 911. 1036 00:59:10,363 --> 00:59:11,447 Oh, my God! 1037 00:59:11,531 --> 00:59:12,781 Stay out of the way! 1038 00:59:12,866 --> 00:59:13,949 Coming through! 1039 00:59:14,034 --> 00:59:15,451 "1, store in a cool place. 1040 00:59:15,535 --> 00:59:17,953 "2, hold upright. Pull pin out." OK. 1041 00:59:18,038 --> 00:59:21,665 "3, stand back 8 feet. Aim away from face." 1042 00:59:21,750 --> 00:59:23,417 Dad, hurry! All right! OK! 1043 00:59:23,543 --> 00:59:24,752 OK! All right! 1044 00:59:29,424 --> 00:59:31,008 The curtain! 1045 00:59:48,401 --> 00:59:50,486 It's over. 1046 00:59:50,570 --> 00:59:52,988 Thank God I was here. 1047 00:59:53,073 --> 00:59:55,491 This whole house could have gone up. 1048 00:59:55,575 --> 01:00:00,996 OK, OK. I get a sponge and start cleaning up. 1049 01:00:01,081 --> 01:00:03,916 Maybe a rake or a bulldozer. 1050 01:00:23,978 --> 01:00:26,855 It might not have been the lights. 1051 01:00:26,940 --> 01:00:29,316 You always know. 1052 01:00:50,380 --> 01:00:52,423 Rather than argue about who supposedly did what, 1053 01:00:52,507 --> 01:00:55,426 I'd like to reach some accord. Time is passing. 1054 01:00:55,510 --> 01:00:57,928 I'd love to be done with this, too, Oliver. 1055 01:00:58,012 --> 01:00:59,888 Right. And if we leave the settlement up to the court, 1056 01:00:59,973 --> 01:01:01,932 the lawyers, they get everything, 1057 01:01:02,016 --> 01:01:03,684 so I've come up with a fair solution. 1058 01:01:03,768 --> 01:01:05,144 You want to hear it? Yes. 1059 01:01:05,270 --> 01:01:08,313 Now, I understand your point of view. 1060 01:01:08,481 --> 01:01:10,566 You've invested 18 years of your life in this marriage. 1061 01:01:10,650 --> 01:01:12,401 That's worth a lot. A tremendous amount... 1062 01:01:12,485 --> 01:01:15,237 $163,800. 1063 01:01:15,321 --> 01:01:18,449 How did you arrive at that number? 1064 01:01:18,533 --> 01:01:21,785 Fairly. You do approximately the same things as Susan. 1065 01:01:21,870 --> 01:01:24,580 No. She goes to college. She should make more than me. 1066 01:01:24,664 --> 01:01:26,415 Barbara, let me finish. 1067 01:01:26,499 --> 01:01:28,459 There is no comparison whatsoever 1068 01:01:28,543 --> 01:01:29,960 between what she does... 1069 01:01:30,044 --> 01:01:33,464 Her salary is a base, so I doubled it. 1070 01:01:33,548 --> 01:01:35,924 And that wasn't enough, and then I tripled it, 1071 01:01:36,009 --> 01:01:38,969 and that's how I came up with this figure... 1072 01:01:39,053 --> 01:01:42,473 $490,633, approximately. 1073 01:01:42,557 --> 01:01:44,475 I shall give you that in cash. 1074 01:01:44,559 --> 01:01:45,934 It's not going to be easy. 1075 01:01:46,019 --> 01:01:47,978 It's going to be harder than hell is what it is, 1076 01:01:48,062 --> 01:01:49,521 but I'm going to do it. 1077 01:01:49,606 --> 01:01:51,940 You just have to, you know, agree to give up the house. 1078 01:01:52,025 --> 01:01:53,484 You owe me, Barbara. 1079 01:01:53,568 --> 01:01:55,486 You've gotten a hell of a lot more out of knowing me 1080 01:01:55,570 --> 01:01:56,987 than I've gotten out of knowing you. 1081 01:01:57,071 --> 01:01:58,989 I'm not even going to ask you what that means. 1082 01:01:59,073 --> 01:02:01,408 I am the one who found this house. I bought everything in it. 1083 01:02:01,493 --> 01:02:03,660 With my money! It's a lot easier to spend it 1084 01:02:03,745 --> 01:02:05,662 than it is to make it, honey buns! 1085 01:02:05,747 --> 01:02:08,791 You might not have made it if not for me, sweet cakes! 1086 01:02:08,875 --> 01:02:11,460 You weren't even multiorgasmic before you met me, were you? 1087 01:02:11,544 --> 01:02:14,963 You really expect me to keep on reassuring you sexually 1088 01:02:15,048 --> 01:02:17,758 even now, when we disgust each other? 1089 01:02:27,602 --> 01:02:29,520 Don't let this bother you. 1090 01:02:29,604 --> 01:02:31,438 It's all going to work out. 1091 01:02:35,610 --> 01:02:38,529 The red areas are hers. 1092 01:02:38,613 --> 01:02:41,532 The yellow areas are mine. 1093 01:02:41,616 --> 01:02:43,325 Green is neutral. 1094 01:02:43,409 --> 01:02:45,077 The kitchen was difficult, 1095 01:02:45,161 --> 01:02:48,247 but Barbara came up with the idea of time allotments. 1096 01:02:49,999 --> 01:02:52,709 This seems rational to you both? 1097 01:02:52,794 --> 01:02:54,336 Yeah. 1098 01:02:56,506 --> 01:02:58,924 Look, Oliver, my father used to say 1099 01:02:59,008 --> 01:03:00,926 that a man could never outdo a woman 1100 01:03:01,010 --> 01:03:02,928 when it came to love or revenge. 1101 01:03:03,012 --> 01:03:04,930 Why don't you just let her have the house? 1102 01:03:05,014 --> 01:03:07,307 There are other houses. There are other women. 1103 01:03:07,392 --> 01:03:09,434 No, no, Gavino. I'm going to win 1104 01:03:09,519 --> 01:03:11,895 because I've got her to accept the ground rules. 1105 01:03:11,980 --> 01:03:14,898 Oliver, there is no winning in this. 1106 01:03:14,983 --> 01:03:16,817 There's only degrees of losing. 1107 01:03:18,486 --> 01:03:21,405 I got more square footage. 1108 01:03:47,056 --> 01:03:48,974 Sorry to disturb you, 1109 01:03:49,058 --> 01:03:51,727 but I was wondering if I could borrow a sleeping tablet. 1110 01:03:51,811 --> 01:03:54,646 Did Oliver send you for it? 1111 01:03:54,731 --> 01:03:56,565 No. Actually, no. 1112 01:03:59,569 --> 01:04:02,029 Well, all right. You got me there, 1113 01:04:02,113 --> 01:04:05,240 which is good because I'm uncomfortable with the charade. 1114 01:04:05,325 --> 01:04:07,034 It's nice to see 1115 01:04:07,118 --> 01:04:09,995 somebody still caring for somebody in this house. 1116 01:04:10,079 --> 01:04:11,747 Good night, Susan. 1117 01:04:11,831 --> 01:04:14,249 So there will be no pills? 1118 01:04:15,585 --> 01:04:16,710 Oh, kitty. 1119 01:04:16,794 --> 01:04:18,170 Kitty, wait. 1120 01:04:18,254 --> 01:04:20,047 Wait, kitty kitty... 1121 01:04:38,024 --> 01:04:40,192 Do you want me to call around first 1122 01:04:40,276 --> 01:04:42,027 to find an open drugstore? 1123 01:04:42,111 --> 01:04:44,029 I'll find one. 1124 01:04:44,113 --> 01:04:45,572 Should I come? 1125 01:04:45,657 --> 01:04:47,574 It's up to you. 1126 01:04:47,659 --> 01:04:49,534 These are my favorite kind of cars. 1127 01:04:49,619 --> 01:04:51,036 It's a Morgan. 1128 01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:52,162 Of course. 1129 01:05:06,636 --> 01:05:08,428 It's cozy. 1130 01:05:27,657 --> 01:05:29,074 What was that? 1131 01:05:29,158 --> 01:05:30,575 A bump of some sort. 1132 01:05:35,206 --> 01:05:37,541 Oh, kitty. Oh, my God. 1133 01:05:42,714 --> 01:05:45,132 Look, why don't you go to the house 1134 01:05:45,216 --> 01:05:47,467 and find a large Ziploc bag? 1135 01:05:47,552 --> 01:05:48,593 Ziploc. 1136 01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:50,387 Yeah. 1137 01:05:50,471 --> 01:05:52,014 Oh, kitty. 1138 01:05:52,098 --> 01:05:53,932 Kitty kitty kitty. 1139 01:05:54,017 --> 01:05:56,268 So much for the nine lives myth. 1140 01:06:09,407 --> 01:06:10,866 Pssss! 1141 01:06:10,950 --> 01:06:13,368 Here, kitty. Here, kitty kitty. 1142 01:06:13,453 --> 01:06:14,494 Pssss! 1143 01:06:14,579 --> 01:06:16,413 Here, kitty kitty. 1144 01:06:16,497 --> 01:06:18,373 Here, puss, puss, puss, puss, puss! 1145 01:06:18,458 --> 01:06:20,375 Here, puss, puss, puss, puss! 1146 01:06:20,460 --> 01:06:21,918 Pssss! 1147 01:06:22,003 --> 01:06:23,795 Here, kitty kitty! 1148 01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:26,423 Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty! 1149 01:06:26,507 --> 01:06:28,175 Have you seen my cat? 1150 01:06:29,844 --> 01:06:32,304 Are you talking to me? 1151 01:06:41,481 --> 01:06:43,440 Here, kitty kitty. 1152 01:06:43,524 --> 01:06:44,941 Come on, kitty. 1153 01:06:45,026 --> 01:06:46,943 Here, puss, puss, puss, puss, puss. 1154 01:06:47,028 --> 01:06:49,905 Where are you, kitty? Come on. 1155 01:06:49,989 --> 01:06:51,948 Here, kitty kitty kitty. 1156 01:06:52,033 --> 01:06:54,367 Come on, kitty kitty kitty, come on. 1157 01:07:16,265 --> 01:07:18,183 What did you do with my cat? 1158 01:07:18,267 --> 01:07:20,352 Close the door. You're letting the heat out. 1159 01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:24,397 I know something happened. 1160 01:07:24,482 --> 01:07:26,691 Now, instead of playing this game, what happened? 1161 01:07:26,776 --> 01:07:29,361 You killed your cat, Barbara. 1162 01:07:29,445 --> 01:07:30,946 What? 1163 01:07:31,030 --> 01:07:32,364 Yeah. 1164 01:07:32,448 --> 01:07:36,910 Yes. One damn Dalmane, and your kitty would be alive. 1165 01:07:36,994 --> 01:07:39,871 I had to get up in the middle of the night looking for Sominex. 1166 01:07:39,956 --> 01:07:41,998 I backed out the driveway... 1167 01:08:03,479 --> 01:08:05,188 That supposed to scare me? 1168 01:08:10,570 --> 01:08:13,530 If you're looking for trouble, Barbara, you found it! 1169 01:08:26,002 --> 01:08:27,961 Oh, God. 1170 01:08:28,045 --> 01:08:29,379 Oh. 1171 01:08:52,069 --> 01:08:53,737 What do you expect? 1172 01:08:53,821 --> 01:08:56,489 You killed my cat. You're making me nuts, Oliver. 1173 01:08:56,574 --> 01:08:59,117 Will you, please? I'm asking you to leave. 1174 01:08:59,202 --> 01:09:02,996 No. It's my house, 1175 01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:05,624 and I'm going to stay. 1176 01:09:21,307 --> 01:09:22,557 Ahh. 1177 01:09:25,561 --> 01:09:28,521 Frankly, I'm concerned about you, Oliver. 1178 01:09:28,606 --> 01:09:30,899 You look haggard. 1179 01:09:30,983 --> 01:09:34,527 Ahh! I feel great. 1180 01:09:34,612 --> 01:09:36,488 Maybe I'll take a little time off 1181 01:09:36,572 --> 01:09:38,531 after the Larrabee confirmation hearings. 1182 01:09:38,616 --> 01:09:40,367 Why don't you take a little time before? 1183 01:09:40,493 --> 01:09:42,911 Look, it's vital to the firm this comes off without a hitch. 1184 01:09:42,995 --> 01:09:44,955 I want you at your best. 1185 01:09:46,499 --> 01:09:48,416 I'm at my best. 1186 01:09:48,501 --> 01:09:50,418 I won't let you down. 1187 01:09:50,503 --> 01:09:53,922 I'm in fantastic shape. 1188 01:09:54,006 --> 01:09:56,591 I thank you so much for caring. 1189 01:10:28,541 --> 01:10:30,208 Mr. D'Amato. Yeah. 1190 01:10:30,293 --> 01:10:31,668 There's someone in your office. 1191 01:10:31,752 --> 01:10:32,877 Who? 1192 01:10:33,045 --> 01:10:34,462 Use words, Maryanne. 1193 01:10:34,547 --> 01:10:35,964 Mrs. Rose. 1194 01:10:36,048 --> 01:10:38,466 I didn't think I should leave her in the reception area, 1195 01:10:38,551 --> 01:10:40,468 I mean, what with all the, uh, you know. 1196 01:10:40,553 --> 01:10:41,845 Yeah, I know. 1197 01:10:41,929 --> 01:10:42,971 The, um... 1198 01:10:43,055 --> 01:10:44,389 Yeah, I know. 1199 01:10:46,892 --> 01:10:47,934 Barbara? 1200 01:10:50,396 --> 01:10:52,314 You know, you really shouldn't be here 1201 01:10:52,398 --> 01:10:54,983 because it might be viewed by some as unethical. 1202 01:10:55,067 --> 01:10:57,068 Well, I am here, 1203 01:10:57,153 --> 01:11:00,071 ethical or not. 1204 01:11:02,575 --> 01:11:04,993 You don't mind if I tape this, 1205 01:11:05,077 --> 01:11:08,830 just so no one gets confused about what was said? 1206 01:11:11,584 --> 01:11:13,418 What's on your mind? 1207 01:11:15,588 --> 01:11:17,505 Well, since you're the one 1208 01:11:17,590 --> 01:11:20,008 who advised Oliver to move back in, 1209 01:11:20,092 --> 01:11:23,011 I thought you would advise him to move out. 1210 01:11:23,095 --> 01:11:26,014 Why? It sounds like you two have things worked out, 1211 01:11:26,098 --> 01:11:28,224 with the red areas and the green areas. 1212 01:11:28,309 --> 01:11:31,519 Gavin, ever since this thing started, 1213 01:11:31,604 --> 01:11:33,521 I've had trouble sleeping. 1214 01:11:33,606 --> 01:11:36,524 Most mornings I wake up sobbing. 1215 01:11:36,609 --> 01:11:39,110 I'm sorry. That's shitty. 1216 01:11:39,195 --> 01:11:43,907 But this morning I woke up screaming, 1217 01:11:43,991 --> 01:11:46,451 and I couldn't stop. 1218 01:11:46,535 --> 01:11:48,411 I need this to end. 1219 01:11:48,496 --> 01:11:50,747 This has to end. 1220 01:11:50,831 --> 01:11:52,415 Well, I suggested selling the house... 1221 01:11:52,500 --> 01:11:53,708 No. 1222 01:11:53,793 --> 01:11:55,460 OK. 1223 01:11:55,544 --> 01:11:57,754 You both seem to agree on that. 1224 01:11:57,838 --> 01:11:59,964 Gavin... 1225 01:12:00,049 --> 01:12:02,258 I don't have much money, 1226 01:12:02,343 --> 01:12:04,260 but I could pay you. 1227 01:12:04,345 --> 01:12:07,389 That would be illegal. 1228 01:12:17,024 --> 01:12:20,485 Besides money... 1229 01:12:20,569 --> 01:12:22,445 Oh, 1230 01:12:22,530 --> 01:12:24,447 what would it take 1231 01:12:24,532 --> 01:12:26,908 to get you to help me, Gavin? 1232 01:12:26,992 --> 01:12:28,952 Come on, put your shoes on, Barbara. 1233 01:12:29,036 --> 01:12:31,496 I haven't been into feet since '82. 1234 01:12:31,580 --> 01:12:33,623 Have you ever made angry love? 1235 01:12:33,707 --> 01:12:36,292 Is there any other way? Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1236 01:12:36,377 --> 01:12:37,460 No. 1237 01:12:37,545 --> 01:12:38,586 Stop it! 1238 01:12:38,671 --> 01:12:41,631 This is ridiculous. Button up. 1239 01:12:41,715 --> 01:12:44,342 You want to settle this? 1240 01:12:44,427 --> 01:12:47,387 Let's all sit down and work it out, find some compromise. 1241 01:12:47,513 --> 01:12:49,597 There is no compromise. 1242 01:12:49,682 --> 01:12:51,057 Then I can't help you. 1243 01:13:00,484 --> 01:13:01,860 Worth a shot. 1244 01:13:11,996 --> 01:13:14,914 You know where I am if you change your mind. 1245 01:13:48,282 --> 01:13:51,451 Sometimes I wonder what might have happened 1246 01:13:51,535 --> 01:13:53,870 if I had taken her offer. 1247 01:13:55,539 --> 01:13:57,040 But I didn't. 1248 01:13:59,502 --> 01:14:02,420 I should have seen her toes in the pit of my crotch 1249 01:14:02,505 --> 01:14:04,506 as a cry for help. 1250 01:14:06,550 --> 01:14:08,301 Stinking bitch. Dumb bastard. 1251 01:14:08,385 --> 01:14:09,969 Slut. Scum. 1252 01:14:10,095 --> 01:14:11,429 Filth. Faggot! 1253 01:14:11,555 --> 01:14:13,431 Morning, Susan. 1254 01:14:13,516 --> 01:14:15,934 Morning. 1255 01:14:21,065 --> 01:14:23,191 I made you some sandwiches for the trip. 1256 01:14:23,275 --> 01:14:24,943 I'm not really that hungry. 1257 01:14:25,027 --> 01:14:26,986 You may be hungry later. 1258 01:14:27,071 --> 01:14:28,988 Why don't you wrap these up? 1259 01:14:29,073 --> 01:14:31,991 I feel like there's some things I should tell you. 1260 01:14:32,076 --> 01:14:34,160 I mean, you're going off to college. 1261 01:14:34,286 --> 01:14:35,870 You told me you love me. 1262 01:14:35,955 --> 01:14:37,372 Yes, I do love you. 1263 01:14:37,456 --> 01:14:38,873 And about drugs, don't do them, 1264 01:14:38,958 --> 01:14:40,375 and sex, don't catch anything. 1265 01:14:40,459 --> 01:14:42,043 What else is there? 1266 01:14:42,127 --> 01:14:44,796 Just... About women. 1267 01:14:46,298 --> 01:14:48,383 Don't be led by your emotions. 1268 01:14:48,467 --> 01:14:50,385 Look, just because you screwed up 1269 01:14:50,469 --> 01:14:51,886 doesn't mean I'm going to, 1270 01:14:51,971 --> 01:14:54,389 so don't try to put your shit off on me, all right? 1271 01:14:54,473 --> 01:14:56,224 Josh. 1272 01:14:56,308 --> 01:14:57,559 Don't leave like this. 1273 01:14:57,643 --> 01:14:59,477 I'm pissed at you. 1274 01:14:59,562 --> 01:15:01,896 So what do you want to do about it? 1275 01:15:01,981 --> 01:15:05,400 You want to take a swing at me? 1276 01:15:05,484 --> 01:15:07,735 Is that going to make you feel better? 1277 01:15:07,820 --> 01:15:09,153 Then go ahead. 1278 01:15:19,707 --> 01:15:21,916 So what are you and Dad going to do to each other 1279 01:15:22,001 --> 01:15:23,918 once we're not around? 1280 01:15:24,003 --> 01:15:25,420 Don't be silly. 1281 01:15:25,504 --> 01:15:28,923 Your father and I need some time alone to work things out. 1282 01:15:29,008 --> 01:15:30,925 By the time summer school starts, 1283 01:15:31,010 --> 01:15:32,927 we'll have it all settled. 1284 01:15:33,012 --> 01:15:35,930 And then I'll make a celebration dinner, and I'll bring it up, 1285 01:15:36,015 --> 01:15:37,932 or you can come here. 1286 01:15:38,017 --> 01:15:39,934 We'll work it out. 1287 01:15:40,019 --> 01:15:41,936 Do you promise? 1288 01:15:42,021 --> 01:15:43,938 Sure. 1289 01:15:44,023 --> 01:15:46,232 You know I love you. 1290 01:15:46,358 --> 01:15:47,442 Yeah. 1291 01:15:47,526 --> 01:15:49,694 My sweet girl. 1292 01:15:49,778 --> 01:15:53,072 So, I'll be back for my things. 1293 01:15:53,157 --> 01:15:56,951 I will be thinking the best for you. 1294 01:15:57,036 --> 01:15:58,953 So long. 1295 01:15:59,038 --> 01:16:00,955 Take care, Susan. 1296 01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:02,498 Good-bye. 1297 01:16:09,548 --> 01:16:11,466 You have a great time, kids. 1298 01:16:11,550 --> 01:16:12,967 Don't worry about us. 1299 01:16:13,052 --> 01:16:14,385 Bye! 1300 01:16:19,558 --> 01:16:21,517 Come here, Bennie. 1301 01:16:31,904 --> 01:16:35,490 At 15, I became an evolutionist, 1302 01:16:35,574 --> 01:16:37,492 and it all became clear. 1303 01:16:37,576 --> 01:16:39,494 We came from mud, 1304 01:16:39,578 --> 01:16:41,996 and after 3.8 billion years of evolution, 1305 01:16:42,081 --> 01:16:45,166 at our core is still mud. 1306 01:16:45,250 --> 01:16:48,002 Nobody can be a divorce lawyer and doubt that. 1307 01:16:51,590 --> 01:16:53,007 We can nail her. 1308 01:16:53,092 --> 01:16:56,010 She's having a black-tie dinner at the house at 8:00 tonight. 1309 01:16:56,095 --> 01:16:59,013 The food critic from the Post called to confirm the time. 1310 01:16:59,098 --> 01:17:00,515 And look at this. 1311 01:17:00,599 --> 01:17:02,517 She sent me this phony exterminator's notice 1312 01:17:02,601 --> 01:17:04,727 saying the house needs to be gassed for termites 1313 01:17:04,812 --> 01:17:06,521 so I'd stay away. 1314 01:17:06,605 --> 01:17:08,523 She can have dinner parties. 1315 01:17:08,607 --> 01:17:10,525 She lied about the exterminator. 1316 01:17:10,609 --> 01:17:12,485 She can lie. 1317 01:17:12,569 --> 01:17:15,530 She took two of my Staffordshire figures. 1318 01:17:15,614 --> 01:17:18,533 Any dealer would give you at least $1,000 for them. 1319 01:17:18,617 --> 01:17:21,536 She is financing her dinner with my things. 1320 01:17:21,620 --> 01:17:25,206 I want to file criminal charges, and I want her thrown in jail. 1321 01:17:25,290 --> 01:17:27,709 Unless you have proof, there aren't grounds. 1322 01:17:27,793 --> 01:17:30,545 Wait a minute. Whose side are you on, anyway? 1323 01:17:30,629 --> 01:17:32,547 Did she get to you, huh? 1324 01:17:32,631 --> 01:17:34,549 Did you bang her? 1325 01:17:34,633 --> 01:17:36,718 Not at all. 1326 01:17:36,802 --> 01:17:38,553 She was great. 1327 01:17:38,637 --> 01:17:40,471 She was a gymnast. 1328 01:17:43,434 --> 01:17:45,601 She was? 1329 01:17:45,686 --> 01:17:47,770 Yeah. 1330 01:17:47,855 --> 01:17:49,814 Look, Oliver... 1331 01:17:51,483 --> 01:17:53,609 I lost my train of thought. 1332 01:17:53,694 --> 01:17:55,695 Come on, Gavin, let's have her arrested. 1333 01:17:55,779 --> 01:17:57,739 I don't think you should stay in the house. 1334 01:17:57,823 --> 01:18:00,324 I want to push to sell the house and divide the proceeds. 1335 01:18:00,409 --> 01:18:03,411 No. You're selling me out. 1336 01:18:03,495 --> 01:18:06,330 You don't think I got the guts to go to the mat. 1337 01:18:06,415 --> 01:18:08,916 You don't want to go to this mat, Oliver. 1338 01:18:09,001 --> 01:18:11,419 Look, I respect you, Oliver. 1339 01:18:11,503 --> 01:18:13,421 You're a professional. I'm a professional. 1340 01:18:13,505 --> 01:18:15,423 As a professional and a friend, 1341 01:18:15,507 --> 01:18:18,426 I'm telling you, one way or another, you're going to lose. 1342 01:18:18,510 --> 01:18:19,844 Give it up. 1343 01:18:21,513 --> 01:18:23,306 I understand what you're saying. 1344 01:18:27,519 --> 01:18:28,978 You're fired. 1345 01:18:35,027 --> 01:18:38,362 Now, some of the dishes tonight are new. 1346 01:18:38,447 --> 01:18:41,407 Some I've, no doubt, made for you before, 1347 01:18:41,492 --> 01:18:43,868 but they are all my favorite dishes, 1348 01:18:43,952 --> 01:18:47,830 as you are all my favorite clients. 1349 01:18:51,335 --> 01:18:54,420 Hello, darling. Sorry I'm late. 1350 01:18:54,505 --> 01:18:57,381 Well, I guess I'd better not sit too close to anybody 1351 01:18:57,466 --> 01:18:59,926 because I have a bit of a cold. 1352 01:19:00,010 --> 01:19:01,719 Ew! 1353 01:19:07,810 --> 01:19:09,101 Ah! 1354 01:19:14,358 --> 01:19:16,442 Oh! Oh! 1355 01:19:16,527 --> 01:19:18,945 Now I guess I'll go in and piss on the fish. 1356 01:19:19,029 --> 01:19:20,488 Oh! 1357 01:19:26,954 --> 01:19:28,955 Oliver, these people are my clients. 1358 01:19:29,039 --> 01:19:30,706 You are messing with my business. 1359 01:19:30,791 --> 01:19:33,918 I have the food editor from the Post out there. 1360 01:19:34,002 --> 01:19:35,711 Is everything all right? 1361 01:19:39,925 --> 01:19:42,635 I would never humiliate you like this. 1362 01:19:42,719 --> 01:19:44,762 You're not equipped to, honey. 1363 01:19:48,559 --> 01:19:49,600 Aah! 1364 01:19:53,105 --> 01:19:55,940 Leaving so soon, baby doll? 1365 01:19:56,024 --> 01:19:58,401 A family tiff seems to be developing. 1366 01:19:58,485 --> 01:20:00,403 I don't know if we should leave, 1367 01:20:00,487 --> 01:20:04,156 but I definitely advise skipping the fish course. 1368 01:20:14,835 --> 01:20:15,877 No! 1369 01:20:24,970 --> 01:20:28,431 What... What... What are you doing? 1370 01:20:28,515 --> 01:20:30,892 What are you doing? 1371 01:20:30,976 --> 01:20:32,894 Do you see what she's doing? 1372 01:20:32,978 --> 01:20:34,562 Do you see that? 1373 01:20:44,823 --> 01:20:45,990 Huh. 1374 01:21:05,177 --> 01:21:06,636 Aah! 1375 01:21:44,383 --> 01:21:47,051 Get out of the car, hon. 1376 01:21:51,098 --> 01:21:53,182 You're going to have to kill me. 1377 01:21:55,894 --> 01:21:58,020 I mean it, Oliver. 1378 01:21:58,105 --> 01:22:00,398 You don't have the guts. 1379 01:22:00,524 --> 01:22:02,358 Come on. Come on! 1380 01:22:33,015 --> 01:22:35,349 This is absurd. It's just absurd. 1381 01:22:56,329 --> 01:22:58,497 OK, the gloves are off. 1382 01:23:02,461 --> 01:23:05,379 Look, I don't want to create a scene. 1383 01:23:05,464 --> 01:23:08,382 I mean, I live in this neighborhood, too. 1384 01:23:08,467 --> 01:23:10,801 But the gloves are off! 1385 01:23:18,518 --> 01:23:19,852 Chicken shit. 1386 01:23:41,041 --> 01:23:44,710 Your guests would have loved this. 1387 01:23:48,507 --> 01:23:51,842 I expected a little more imagination from you, Ollie. 1388 01:23:57,057 --> 01:23:58,891 Guess I'll go clean up. 1389 01:24:21,581 --> 01:24:23,249 Not the Staffordshires. 1390 01:24:26,586 --> 01:24:28,921 You love them as much as I do. 1391 01:24:29,005 --> 01:24:30,089 More. 1392 01:24:50,777 --> 01:24:51,861 Aah! 1393 01:25:08,461 --> 01:25:11,338 Don't you touch that. 1394 01:25:13,133 --> 01:25:15,009 What are you doing? 1395 01:25:22,601 --> 01:25:24,018 Give that to me. 1396 01:25:24,102 --> 01:25:25,186 Let go! 1397 01:25:25,270 --> 01:25:26,896 Give it to me. Uh! 1398 01:25:36,406 --> 01:25:37,990 Good night. 1399 01:26:00,180 --> 01:26:01,513 Bennie? 1400 01:26:04,059 --> 01:26:05,309 Bennie! 1401 01:26:08,855 --> 01:26:10,189 Bennie! 1402 01:26:19,407 --> 01:26:21,367 That Bermuda high-pressure system in the east 1403 01:26:21,451 --> 01:26:23,869 is keeping hot, sticky weather in the Potomac area. 1404 01:26:23,954 --> 01:26:25,913 Look for a high today of around 92 degrees. 1405 01:26:25,997 --> 01:26:28,415 Not a good day to do strenuous exercise outdoors. 1406 01:26:28,500 --> 01:26:30,376 That's good advice, Morris, 1407 01:26:30,460 --> 01:26:32,378 especially for folks with respiratory problems. 1408 01:26:32,462 --> 01:26:34,421 OK. Well, Sarah Murphy is standing by at the Pentagon 1409 01:26:34,506 --> 01:26:36,257 with a report on whether women 1410 01:26:36,341 --> 01:26:38,259 still find uniforms sexy attire for men. 1411 01:26:38,343 --> 01:26:41,428 So far, it's a pretty normal divorce scenario, 1412 01:26:41,513 --> 01:26:43,430 a few bruises, some broken dishes, 1413 01:26:43,515 --> 01:26:45,391 pissed-on fish. 1414 01:26:45,475 --> 01:26:49,353 But I think you should have a drink for this next part. 1415 01:26:50,981 --> 01:26:52,940 There are two dilemmas 1416 01:26:53,024 --> 01:26:56,193 that rattle the human skull... 1417 01:26:58,196 --> 01:27:02,658 How do you hold on to someone who won't stay? 1418 01:27:02,742 --> 01:27:07,621 And how do you get rid of someone who won't go? 1419 01:27:56,588 --> 01:27:58,797 I opened a great old one 1420 01:27:58,882 --> 01:28:00,382 to let it breathe. 1421 01:28:06,097 --> 01:28:07,765 You look beautiful. 1422 01:28:08,641 --> 01:28:10,017 I feel good. 1423 01:28:10,101 --> 01:28:11,393 I do, too. 1424 01:28:11,478 --> 01:28:13,187 I think the Larrabee confirmation hearing 1425 01:28:13,271 --> 01:28:14,855 went very well today. 1426 01:28:17,442 --> 01:28:21,028 I was surprised, happily surprised 1427 01:28:21,112 --> 01:28:22,946 by your invitation. 1428 01:28:24,616 --> 01:28:26,533 Thank you for the wine. 1429 01:28:26,618 --> 01:28:28,702 I hope it's not poisoned. 1430 01:28:40,965 --> 01:28:42,466 Same here. 1431 01:29:21,506 --> 01:29:24,425 We've made a mess of things, Oliver. 1432 01:29:24,509 --> 01:29:25,843 Yes, we sure have. 1433 01:29:25,927 --> 01:29:28,762 I want to start living a normal life again. 1434 01:29:28,847 --> 01:29:30,764 I do, too, Barbara. 1435 01:29:30,849 --> 01:29:33,267 Sitting here like this, 1436 01:29:33,351 --> 01:29:36,562 it's hard to believe we can't be happy. 1437 01:29:36,646 --> 01:29:38,772 We can be happy, 1438 01:29:38,857 --> 01:29:40,941 just not together. 1439 01:29:41,025 --> 01:29:43,277 I want to ask you one last time 1440 01:29:43,361 --> 01:29:44,862 to leave. 1441 01:29:46,865 --> 01:29:48,449 I can't do that. 1442 01:29:48,533 --> 01:29:49,658 I won't. 1443 01:29:51,369 --> 01:29:53,287 You make so much money, Oliver. 1444 01:29:53,371 --> 01:29:55,289 You can buy another house. 1445 01:29:55,373 --> 01:29:56,957 You can replace everything. 1446 01:29:57,041 --> 01:29:58,208 Except you. 1447 01:29:58,293 --> 01:30:02,212 You may find this hard to believe, 1448 01:30:02,297 --> 01:30:04,840 but I still love you. 1449 01:30:04,924 --> 01:30:07,384 I still 1450 01:30:07,469 --> 01:30:09,303 want you. 1451 01:30:11,389 --> 01:30:13,140 I find it hard to believe. 1452 01:30:13,224 --> 01:30:16,351 I think what you can't believe is that I don't want you. 1453 01:30:18,563 --> 01:30:21,315 Well, I... Yeah, I have a problem with that. 1454 01:30:21,399 --> 01:30:23,275 I mean, I think I'm a good person 1455 01:30:23,359 --> 01:30:25,319 as people go, and... 1456 01:30:27,071 --> 01:30:29,156 What can we do to patch things up? 1457 01:30:31,910 --> 01:30:33,660 I don't know. 1458 01:30:33,745 --> 01:30:34,786 Tell me. 1459 01:30:34,871 --> 01:30:35,996 I can't. 1460 01:30:36,080 --> 01:30:37,080 Please. 1461 01:30:37,165 --> 01:30:38,832 I don't know. 1462 01:30:38,917 --> 01:30:40,334 Please tell me. 1463 01:30:40,418 --> 01:30:42,085 Please. Just tell me... 1464 01:30:42,170 --> 01:30:43,420 Stop it! 1465 01:30:46,090 --> 01:30:48,800 I guess you don't want to talk about it. 1466 01:30:48,885 --> 01:30:51,303 No, I don't want to talk about it. 1467 01:30:51,387 --> 01:30:54,806 Oliver, if you don't get out of here now, 1468 01:30:54,891 --> 01:30:59,061 you have no idea how far I'll go. 1469 01:30:59,145 --> 01:31:00,854 How far? Tell me. 1470 01:31:00,939 --> 01:31:03,315 Sure, we've been horrible to each other, but we had something. 1471 01:31:03,399 --> 01:31:05,025 We still do. 1472 01:31:05,109 --> 01:31:07,194 We haven't passed any point of no return. 1473 01:31:08,154 --> 01:31:09,696 I have. 1474 01:31:09,781 --> 01:31:11,323 I'm not convinced. 1475 01:31:11,407 --> 01:31:13,867 Nobody who makes pate this good 1476 01:31:13,952 --> 01:31:15,786 can be all bad. 1477 01:31:20,416 --> 01:31:25,504 That depends on what the pate is made of. 1478 01:31:34,806 --> 01:31:36,098 Woof. 1479 01:31:45,650 --> 01:31:47,484 Bennie? 1480 01:31:49,988 --> 01:31:53,907 A good dog to the last bite. 1481 01:32:00,915 --> 01:32:03,208 God damn you! 1482 01:32:05,545 --> 01:32:06,753 Jesus Christ! 1483 01:32:58,890 --> 01:33:01,308 I'll give you the chandelier. 1484 01:33:03,811 --> 01:33:05,020 Uh! 1485 01:33:18,326 --> 01:33:20,160 Barbara. 1486 01:33:20,244 --> 01:33:23,038 Oh, shit! 1487 01:33:23,122 --> 01:33:24,665 You can't get out. 1488 01:33:24,749 --> 01:33:27,334 I'm going to find you, sweetness. 1489 01:33:27,418 --> 01:33:30,837 I know this house too well! 1490 01:33:30,922 --> 01:33:33,340 Where the hell is she? 1491 01:33:46,479 --> 01:33:47,646 Uh... 1492 01:33:52,068 --> 01:33:53,652 Uh! 1493 01:34:10,169 --> 01:34:13,714 Ooh! Ooh! 1494 01:34:14,966 --> 01:34:16,758 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 1495 01:34:16,843 --> 01:34:18,260 Ooh! Ooh! 1496 01:34:18,344 --> 01:34:19,845 Ah! 1497 01:34:52,295 --> 01:34:53,587 Uh! 1498 01:34:54,505 --> 01:34:55,881 Ugh! 1499 01:34:59,218 --> 01:35:02,512 Uh! 1500 01:35:02,597 --> 01:35:04,431 I guess I'm on top now, huh? 1501 01:35:04,515 --> 01:35:06,224 And you're helpless. 1502 01:35:06,309 --> 01:35:09,352 I can do anything I want. 1503 01:35:09,437 --> 01:35:11,897 Stop it! I mean it! Stop it! 1504 01:35:12,315 --> 01:35:14,191 Ohh, ohh, ohh. 1505 01:35:16,027 --> 01:35:18,987 Oh, God. Oh, you smell so darn sweet. 1506 01:35:20,156 --> 01:35:21,364 Oh, oh, oh. 1507 01:35:21,449 --> 01:35:22,783 Oh, Barbie. 1508 01:35:22,867 --> 01:35:24,284 Oh, I need this, Barbie. 1509 01:35:24,368 --> 01:35:25,368 Yeah. 1510 01:35:25,453 --> 01:35:26,703 God, don't talk! 1511 01:35:26,788 --> 01:35:29,873 Don't talk! 1512 01:35:29,957 --> 01:35:33,960 Oh, I want to say hello to the Bald Avenger, please. 1513 01:35:34,045 --> 01:35:35,295 Oh, ooh! 1514 01:35:35,379 --> 01:35:37,464 Ohh! Ohh! 1515 01:35:37,548 --> 01:35:39,966 You haven't called him that in years. 1516 01:35:40,051 --> 01:35:41,510 Ohh! Ohh! 1517 01:35:41,594 --> 01:35:43,178 Ohh! Ohh! Mmm! Mmm! 1518 01:35:43,262 --> 01:35:45,138 Oh, Barbara! 1519 01:35:47,975 --> 01:35:49,768 Oh, yes! 1520 01:35:50,436 --> 01:35:52,729 Ohh! Ohh! 1521 01:35:52,814 --> 01:35:55,482 Ohh... Oh, Barbara. 1522 01:35:55,566 --> 01:35:57,317 Ohh, Barb... 1523 01:35:57,401 --> 01:35:58,944 Aah! 1524 01:35:59,028 --> 01:36:01,321 Oh, God! Jesus! 1525 01:36:01,405 --> 01:36:03,406 Oh, God! 1526 01:36:04,033 --> 01:36:06,034 Oh! Oh! 1527 01:36:06,118 --> 01:36:07,327 Oh... 1528 01:36:09,747 --> 01:36:11,081 Ugh! 1529 01:36:18,923 --> 01:36:21,883 Was it as good for you as it was for me? 1530 01:36:33,396 --> 01:36:36,398 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 1531 01:36:36,482 --> 01:36:38,358 Ooh! Ah! Ah! 1532 01:36:38,442 --> 01:36:40,318 Ooh... 1533 01:36:44,949 --> 01:36:46,491 Ahh... 1534 01:37:05,303 --> 01:37:07,971 Oh, what's going on here? 1535 01:37:30,995 --> 01:37:32,412 Oh... 1536 01:37:32,496 --> 01:37:33,830 God. 1537 01:37:35,833 --> 01:37:37,083 Ugh! 1538 01:37:37,168 --> 01:37:38,168 Oh. 1539 01:37:42,798 --> 01:37:44,758 Oh, I'm sorry. 1540 01:37:44,842 --> 01:37:47,510 I thought you were Barbara. 1541 01:37:47,595 --> 01:37:49,763 Mr. Rose, what's going on here? 1542 01:37:49,847 --> 01:37:51,932 Are you OK? 1543 01:37:52,016 --> 01:37:53,767 I'm fine. 1544 01:37:53,851 --> 01:37:55,226 Fine. 1545 01:37:55,311 --> 01:37:57,270 Listen, Susan, 1546 01:37:57,355 --> 01:38:00,231 I'm in the middle of something now. 1547 01:38:00,316 --> 01:38:02,776 I really can't talk about it. 1548 01:38:02,860 --> 01:38:04,736 Just let me get the door for you. 1549 01:38:04,820 --> 01:38:06,780 Is Mrs. Rose all right? 1550 01:38:06,864 --> 01:38:08,448 Yes. She's fine. 1551 01:38:08,532 --> 01:38:11,284 Where is she? Is she OK? 1552 01:38:11,369 --> 01:38:13,286 You're sure she's all right? 1553 01:38:13,371 --> 01:38:15,789 Barbara, Susan's here. 1554 01:38:15,873 --> 01:38:18,792 She wants to know if you're OK. 1555 01:38:18,876 --> 01:38:20,377 Never better. 1556 01:38:24,382 --> 01:38:27,300 Thank you for dropping by, Susan. 1557 01:38:27,385 --> 01:38:29,636 Come outside with me, Mr. Rose. 1558 01:38:29,720 --> 01:38:31,554 Let's go. 1559 01:38:36,394 --> 01:38:38,478 Wait a minute. I forgot something. 1560 01:38:38,562 --> 01:38:40,397 What? 1561 01:38:40,481 --> 01:38:42,983 Barbara. 1562 01:38:43,067 --> 01:38:44,109 No! 1563 01:38:44,193 --> 01:38:45,819 Mr. Rose. 1564 01:38:45,903 --> 01:38:47,320 Mr. Rose! 1565 01:38:48,906 --> 01:38:50,240 Oh, no. 1566 01:38:52,410 --> 01:38:53,952 Oh, my God. 1567 01:38:54,036 --> 01:38:56,162 Mrs. Rose... 1568 01:39:18,227 --> 01:39:22,856 Only 1569 01:39:22,940 --> 01:39:29,821 You 1570 01:39:31,407 --> 01:39:33,783 Can 1571 01:39:45,796 --> 01:39:47,839 Can... 1572 01:39:48,591 --> 01:39:50,216 Ha ha ha ha! 1573 01:39:50,301 --> 01:39:52,886 What fresh hell is this? 1574 01:39:53,679 --> 01:39:55,513 Uh... 1575 01:39:58,934 --> 01:40:02,395 Only 1576 01:40:04,231 --> 01:40:06,649 You 1577 01:40:10,029 --> 01:40:12,489 Can 1578 01:40:27,505 --> 01:40:29,839 Hi. 1579 01:40:33,010 --> 01:40:35,470 I brought you a surprise. 1580 01:41:20,474 --> 01:41:23,476 Nah nah nah nah nah nah 1581 01:41:26,397 --> 01:41:28,398 You are a jerk. 1582 01:41:35,072 --> 01:41:37,949 Tell you what... 1583 01:41:38,033 --> 01:41:40,994 You say it's mine, 1584 01:41:41,078 --> 01:41:44,581 and you can have everything in this house. 1585 01:41:44,665 --> 01:41:47,083 OK. 1586 01:41:48,002 --> 01:41:50,044 It's mine. 1587 01:42:21,202 --> 01:42:22,869 Ah! Ah! Oh! 1588 01:42:22,953 --> 01:42:24,204 Barbara. 1589 01:42:25,289 --> 01:42:27,415 Oh... Oh... 1590 01:42:27,499 --> 01:42:29,209 Barbara... Barbara, I'm sorry. 1591 01:42:29,293 --> 01:42:31,044 Are you all right? You OK? 1592 01:42:31,128 --> 01:42:32,337 You OK? 1593 01:42:32,421 --> 01:42:33,421 Ah! 1594 01:42:38,135 --> 01:42:39,135 Ya! 1595 01:42:41,430 --> 01:42:45,141 Uh! 1596 01:43:10,334 --> 01:43:14,003 Ugh! 1597 01:43:16,715 --> 01:43:19,259 Well, well, well. 1598 01:43:21,428 --> 01:43:24,305 I'd be glad to help you 1599 01:43:24,390 --> 01:43:26,975 in exchange for the house. 1600 01:43:27,059 --> 01:43:28,893 No. 1601 01:43:28,978 --> 01:43:30,770 Please don't break the terrazzo floor 1602 01:43:30,854 --> 01:43:32,438 when you land. 1603 01:43:41,156 --> 01:43:44,033 Oh! That's better. 1604 01:43:49,415 --> 01:43:52,750 I'm going to save you whether you like it or not. 1605 01:43:52,835 --> 01:43:54,919 That won't work. 1606 01:43:56,297 --> 01:43:59,340 It's too heavy. It'll pull you off. 1607 01:43:59,425 --> 01:44:00,466 It'll work. 1608 01:44:02,678 --> 01:44:04,887 Ugh! 1609 01:44:06,932 --> 01:44:08,516 Hmm! 1610 01:44:16,775 --> 01:44:19,193 Uh! Uh! 1611 01:44:19,320 --> 01:44:20,778 Oliver. 1612 01:44:22,072 --> 01:44:23,072 Uh! 1613 01:44:36,628 --> 01:44:37,879 Uh... 1614 01:44:37,963 --> 01:44:39,297 Almost. 1615 01:44:41,425 --> 01:44:43,885 All right. All right. 1616 01:44:43,969 --> 01:44:46,387 I think I can swing this over 1617 01:44:46,472 --> 01:44:48,389 to the balcony. 1618 01:44:48,474 --> 01:44:51,976 Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! 1619 01:44:52,061 --> 01:44:53,895 I loosened the bolt. 1620 01:44:53,979 --> 01:44:56,397 I was going to drop it on you. 1621 01:44:56,690 --> 01:44:57,732 Ooh. 1622 01:44:57,816 --> 01:44:59,609 Oh, that's a good one. 1623 01:45:06,784 --> 01:45:08,034 Gavin! 1624 01:45:08,118 --> 01:45:10,912 Gavin. 1625 01:45:10,996 --> 01:45:13,414 Susan, let me stop the car first. 1626 01:45:13,499 --> 01:45:14,916 Thank God you're here. 1627 01:45:15,000 --> 01:45:16,876 I thought you'd never arrive. 1628 01:45:16,960 --> 01:45:18,419 They're in there, 1629 01:45:18,504 --> 01:45:19,670 and they're over the edge. 1630 01:45:21,340 --> 01:45:23,883 I guess at this point, there's no reason 1631 01:45:23,967 --> 01:45:26,594 to be anything but absolutely honest. 1632 01:45:26,678 --> 01:45:29,764 Through all that's happened, 1633 01:45:29,848 --> 01:45:31,891 I always loved you. 1634 01:45:34,520 --> 01:45:36,020 I know. 1635 01:45:38,357 --> 01:45:40,358 And through all this 1636 01:45:42,194 --> 01:45:45,488 you loved me, too, didn't you? 1637 01:45:53,330 --> 01:45:55,623 Get that, would you, Oliver? 1638 01:45:57,751 --> 01:45:58,793 No? 1639 01:45:58,877 --> 01:46:00,128 No. No, no, no. 1640 01:46:00,212 --> 01:46:01,379 OK. We go in. 1641 01:46:03,340 --> 01:46:04,507 Uh! 1642 01:46:04,967 --> 01:46:06,801 Oh, my God. 1643 01:46:06,885 --> 01:46:08,553 Oliver! 1644 01:46:08,637 --> 01:46:10,763 Barbara! 1645 01:46:10,848 --> 01:46:12,014 Gavin! Gavin! 1646 01:46:12,099 --> 01:46:14,100 Gavin, get a ladder! 1647 01:46:14,184 --> 01:46:15,726 OK! 1648 01:46:17,688 --> 01:46:18,813 Ohh... 1649 01:46:18,897 --> 01:46:21,899 I knew everything would be all right. 1650 01:46:27,656 --> 01:46:28,906 No! No! 1651 01:46:30,451 --> 01:46:35,329 Gavin! 1652 01:46:36,165 --> 01:46:37,665 Gavin! Gavin! 1653 01:46:44,423 --> 01:46:46,340 We're going to be all right. 1654 01:46:46,425 --> 01:46:48,217 You see those two wires? 1655 01:46:48,302 --> 01:46:49,969 Yeah. 1656 01:46:50,053 --> 01:46:54,390 Each of them can hold at least 200 pounds. 1657 01:47:35,390 --> 01:47:40,144 Aah! 1658 01:48:08,048 --> 01:48:09,340 We're coming! 1659 01:49:12,571 --> 01:49:14,488 Oh, my God. 1660 01:49:14,573 --> 01:49:16,365 They're dead. 1661 01:49:37,054 --> 01:49:39,138 Some story, huh? 1662 01:49:44,102 --> 01:49:46,020 What's the moral, 1663 01:49:46,104 --> 01:49:48,856 other than dog people should marry dog people 1664 01:49:48,940 --> 01:49:51,442 and cat people should marry cat people? 1665 01:49:53,278 --> 01:49:54,612 I don't know. 1666 01:49:56,573 --> 01:49:58,532 Could be just this. 1667 01:49:58,617 --> 01:50:02,953 A civilized divorce is a contradiction in terms. 1668 01:50:05,123 --> 01:50:08,542 Maybe because of what happened, I've become too traditional. 1669 01:50:08,627 --> 01:50:10,544 Maybe it's not natural 1670 01:50:10,629 --> 01:50:13,214 to stay married to one person for life. 1671 01:50:13,298 --> 01:50:15,216 My parents did it. 1672 01:50:15,300 --> 01:50:17,259 63 years, 1673 01:50:17,344 --> 01:50:20,012 a few of them good. 1674 01:50:24,101 --> 01:50:26,560 So, look. Here it is. 1675 01:50:26,687 --> 01:50:29,355 We can begin. 1676 01:50:29,439 --> 01:50:31,857 When it comes to your wife, 1677 01:50:31,942 --> 01:50:33,859 I'm going to urge you 1678 01:50:33,944 --> 01:50:37,863 to be generous to the point of night sweats 1679 01:50:37,948 --> 01:50:40,366 because the all-important thing here 1680 01:50:40,450 --> 01:50:42,868 is to get you through this 1681 01:50:42,953 --> 01:50:44,870 as quickly and cleanly as possible 1682 01:50:44,955 --> 01:50:47,873 so that you can begin rebuilding your life. 1683 01:50:47,958 --> 01:50:49,291 OK? 1684 01:50:51,461 --> 01:50:52,920 Or, 1685 01:50:56,800 --> 01:51:00,886 you can get up and go home 1686 01:51:00,971 --> 01:51:06,392 and try to find some shred of what you once loved 1687 01:51:06,476 --> 01:51:10,646 about the sweetheart of your youth. 1688 01:51:14,985 --> 01:51:17,319 It's your life. 1689 01:51:20,323 --> 01:51:21,991 Take a minute. 1690 01:51:58,028 --> 01:51:59,945 Hi. What are you doing? 1691 01:52:00,030 --> 01:52:01,739 I'm coming home. Love you.